If anybody wants them, they can pick them up from the front lawn. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor and I My neighbor and I have decided not to water…
Category: Wife
A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.
So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.
After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…
Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy
A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….
I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…
A farmer’s joke
A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…
What do you call a Hippy’s wife?
Mississippi Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a Plumber’s bathroom? Mississippi. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it. Joke…
I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”
She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…