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My wife and I have decided not to have children.

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

If anybody wants them, they can pick them up from the front lawn. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor and I My neighbor and I have decided not to water…

A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…

A man died from viagra overdose

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…

A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…

A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…

Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….

I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…

A farmer’s joke

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…

What do you call a Hippy’s wife?

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mississippi Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a Plumber’s bathroom? Mississippi. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it. Joke…

I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant

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