She looked at me and said, ‘Wow… that really speaks volumes. Joke Poo: The Compost Heap With a sigh of despair, I told my toddler that Grandpa had bequeathed his entire collection…
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My niece (8) was teaching my daughter (6) compound words
Niece: (after just seeing a cockroach) cockroach is a compound word. Cock, roach. Daughter: what's cock? Niece: it's what Dad uses. Daughter: how? Niece: he uses it to seal the holes ants…
Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?
Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…
What do boobs and model trains have in common?
They're meant for kids but are primarily played with by grown men. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the boobs and model trains joke: Joke Poo: What do sourdough starters and…
A wise man once said: never lie to your wife
Because she only asks when she already knows the answer! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm Knows A seasoned coder once told his protégé: never…