Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…
Category: Wife
Strip Club
A tourist, for the first time in his life abroad, goes into a strip club. He watches the show where beautiful women are dancing on stage, and suddenly he spits on the…
My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively.
She expected a fight, but it was actually a naan-issue. Original Joke: My wife asked me to bake some flatbread today, a little apprehensively. She expected a fight, but it was actually…
Wife’s note to husband:
Hi, Sorry about the argument last night. I have to work late tonight. Dinner is on the stove, You only have to light it. The gas is already turned on. XX Okay,…
Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked at it. Not knowing what it was, he said, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”
He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for…
Old man getting a complete physical…
An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…
Maynard says to his buddy, “Hey Bubba, long time, no see! Whatcha been up to?”
Bubba says, "Well, my wife is having another baby!" Maynard says, "Congratulations, dude! Do you know what it is?" And bubba says, "Yeah. It's like a person, only smaller." Joke Poo: The…
A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
He replied, “No, I quit.” Joke Poo: The Crypto Miner This guy always ran two powerful computer rigs at the same time, blasting through electricity. If anyone ever asked him why, he…