Bubba says, "Well, my wife is having another baby!" Maynard says, "Congratulations, dude! Do you know what it is?" And bubba says, "Yeah. It's like a person, only smaller." Joke Poo: The…
Category: Wife
A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.” One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”
He replied, “No, I quit.” Joke Poo: The Crypto Miner This guy always ran two powerful computer rigs at the same time, blasting through electricity. If anyone ever asked him why, he…
A hunter went on a hunting trip to Tanzania.
He wanted to challenge himself by taking on the king of animals: a lion. After the first few days with no success the man decides to go to a known spot where…
My dad told me to look at the neighbor’s kid, how he doesn’t have a dad but still tops the exams.
So I have started preparing too. The only question is, where do I hide my dad's body? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same dark…
A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.
Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…
Serious illness
A guy comes home from the doctor and says to his wife: – Darling! It’s bad news. The doctor said I have a serious illness and only half a day left. I…
Voted
A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…
I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party
I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
And her boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Bin A gardener, covered…