I told him, “It was tough at the start, but once she ran out of breath, it was easier to tape her to the chair.” Joke Poo: The Taxidermist My boss suspected…
Category: Wife
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
"It's my wife! I have to hide." I whispered. "Don't be silly, your wife can't possibly object to you having lunch with someone you work with" she said. "She can if she…
Friend said he wants to cheat on his wife, Kate, with some girl named Edith.
I told him, "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Internship Friend said he wants to intern at both Google and Microsoft…
A husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your arse is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.” The wife keeps quiet and carries on walking. Bedtime comes around, and the husband starts feeling amorous.
The wife says, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!" Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Lament A gardener is admiring his…
My wife likes to twist my opportunities for fun into something else.
Earlier today my doctor said I can jerk off anytime I want. Later I'm telling my buddy about this and (of course) my wife has to interrupt. She says, "That's not what…
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…
Irish Pick-up Line
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and…
Doctor’s Clinic Had Clever Sign (long)
After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front: “Treatment for $20 — If…
I think my wife is cheating on me.
I give her my whole paycheck and she says " that's Bills" Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your joke: Joke Poo: My Kid’s a Crypto Bro I think my kid’s…
Manchester city football club were scouting for new players…
Manchester city football club were looking for new blood and decided to send scouts to the war torn country of Afghanistan to find their new star. After a couple of weeks they…