On their wedding night, the formally chaste couple had their first venture into the joy of sexual love. In the morning, the groom called the front desk and ordered a steak and…
Category: Wife
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “David, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested…
“F*cking hell love, this is interesting.” I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide." "What the hell are you telling…
A man goes into a bar.
He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…
“Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?”
“Nothing.” “We had nothing yesterday.” “I made enough for two days.” Joke Poo: Post-Apocalyptic Grub “Hey scav, what we eatin’ tonight in this ruined bunker?” “Radiation-flavored nutrient paste.” “We had radiation-flavored nutrient…
My girlfriend and I went down to the courthouse to get our marriage license
I asked the judge, "Your Honor, will you marry me to this woman even though I'm already married to somebody else?" The judge said, "That would be bigamy!" I replied, "Well, it…
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.
She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…
Complete Nudity
The bride’s mother was a little too prudish, and her last piece of advice before the wedding night went like this: – Never show yourself completely naked in front of your husband….
My wife gave birth on our stairs.
My wife gave birth on our stairs. Now I have a stepson! Original Joke: My wife gave birth on our stairs. Now I have a stepson! Joke Poo: My Cat Had a…
After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.
She has the worst stutter ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo After a few months of intense…