He'd only Quarter Pounder Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo,” keeping the same comedic structure and relying on a pun: Joke Poo: Why don’t the…
Category: Wife
My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”
As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…
My wife insisted she loved fishing when we started dating, now all she wants to do is play with her Nintendo
Talk about bait and switch Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fishing joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Insisted My dog insisted he loved chasing squirrels when we…
For movie night I told my wife we could watch something… mature. She said sure. I asked if it was cool if it showed tits and cocks, and she sighed but said fine. I’m like, “Okay well what about tits, cocks, boobies, and a few peckers?” She rolled her eyes and yelled, “Just put it on already!!”
So anyway, she ended up hating the bird documentary. Joke Poo: The Geology Lecture For our anniversary, I told my husband I’d arranged a surprise… educational experience. He seemed excited. I asked…
A man came home and found his wife in bed with one of his best friends, so he dragged the man outside and beat the snot out of him.
When he got back his wife said, "Carry on like that and you won't have any friends left." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled to reflect the… well,…
There’s a story about a man and a woman who have been married for 40 years.
One evening at dinner the woman turns to her husband and says, "You know, 40 years ago on our wedding day you told me that you loved me and you haven't said…
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling.
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. The wife poured out every complaint – neglect, loneliness, feeling unloved, you name it. Finally, the therapist (a man) got…
Deathbed joke for Cake Day
It's my 10th Cakeday, and I just saw an Olle and Lena joke that reminded me of one of my favorites: Olle was on his deathbed. The house was quiet, and he…
Man: Doctor, my wife is pregnant. That’s why I wanted to ask, how should we have sex now?
Doctor: Well, in the first months you can do it completely normally. In the second trimester, I recommend the doggy style, and in the last third, the wolf position. Man: Wolf position?…
The pet centipede
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.” The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and…