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Would make a joke about fencing

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

but it is likely a riposte

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately:

Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing…

…but it always ends up in a drain.

Alright, let’s analyze this fencing joke!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Premise: The joke sets up a scenario: “Would make a joke about fencing…”
  • Punchline: “…but it is likely a riposte.”
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor relies on a pun. A “riposte” is a quick, offensive action in fencing after parrying an attack. It’s also a synonym for a sharp, clever reply or retort in a conversation. The joke implies that if the speaker makes a fencing joke, someone else will likely respond with a quick and witty (and possibly cutting) remark – a “riposte.”

Key Elements:

  1. Fencing: The sport itself, involving swords, skill, and formalized rules.
  2. “Riposte”: The double meaning – both a fencing term and a type of witty comeback.
  3. Anticipation/Hesitation: The joke is about making a joke, but holds back, adding a layer of self-awareness.

Comedic Enrichment:

Here’s a new joke, building upon the original, using some interesting fencing facts:

Original Joke Reimagined (with added knowledge):

“I was going to tell you my best fencing joke, but it’s more fleche-ing than pointed. Besides, I suspect any attempt at humor would be riposte-haste.”

Analysis of the New Joke:

  • It maintains the original’s hesitant premise, but adds more fencing terms used as puns.
  • “Fleche-ing” refers to the Fleche, a running attack in fencing which is both aggressive and often unexpected, therefore the joke might be perceived as overly forward or offensive.
  • “Pointed” refers to the scoring end of the Foil, Épée and Sabre sword and also the precision and intent of something.
  • “Riposte-haste” combines “riposte” with “in haste,” implying a rushed and poorly thought-out comeback is likely.

Why this works:

The humor is heightened by the obscure but relevant fencing terminology. The audience now understands the original joke is only scratching the surface of the possible word play related to fencing. It appeals to those familiar with fencing jargon, while also being understandable for those who aren’t (they just get that it’s a wordplay-heavy joke). It adds a layer of knowledgeable self-deprecation.

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