Bumpyness Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the texture joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo What’s the world’s most passive-aggressive bathroom fixture? …A talking toilet seat that only sighs…
A Medical Mystery
An elderly woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a very embarrassing problem. I can't stop farting. They're completely silent and have no odor, but it's constant. In fact,…
What did the blind girl say after falling into a well?
I couldn't see that well. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say after landing on a toilet planet? I couldn’t see that stool. Alright, let’s break down this…
Why did Noah have to rush to complete his ark?
He was so focused on gathering the animals two by two, that he had neglected to gather 2x4s Joke Poo: Why Did the Astronaut Bring So Much Toilet Paper to Mars? He…
What do you call a deer with no eye?
Bamb Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original “Bamb” joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a pile of compost with no “o”? …Compst. Alright, let’s analyze this deer-lightful…
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
He sees a man at the next table savoring a magnificent dish two giant meat balls. Curious, he asks the waiter, "What is that?" The waiter beams: "Ah, señor, Our rare delicacy!…
I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the Headmaster’s office.
He said to me “This is the 4th time this week! We’re going to have to take this further. I’m going to call your father and ask him to come down so…
A man is walking along a busy harbor, looking at all the different boats. He fancies himself a bit of a nautical expert.
He sees a ship and says to his friend, "See that? USS. That's a United States Ship." A moment later, he points to another. "And that one, HMS. That's Her Majesty's Ship,…
The Ski Trip
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They…
Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
Over the years we just thrifted apart, I guess. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Me and my husband used to…