Unfortunately, there is an infestation of wild pheasants who are nesting in the sand, and every time the family's teenage daughter tries to get in the water the birds come after her,…
What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?
Sunni & Shia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original: Joke Poo: What’s a popular dish that’s beloved by dogs, but they really regret eating later? Poo-tine….
A man adopts a stray dog.
When he gets home, the dog says, “Thank you for taking me in, I was so cold and hungry.“ The man is shocked he’s found a talking dog, and decides to bring…
An alcoholic read an article on the dangers of drinking alcohol and decided it was finally time to quit…
…reading for good. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost King A gardener, obsessed with the perfect rose bloom, read an article on the benefits of…
The wife is calling her husband at work.
He picks up the phone, and says: “Sorry, honey, but I really don’t have the time to talk right now.” She: “It’s not going to take long. I have two news for…
Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.
When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave. One day, her friend Tammy asked, “Sue, why on earth do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?” Sue…
A guy’s wife comes into the room and says to her husband, “What the hell are you doing? I thought you were going to fix the sink!”
The husband says, "I am. I'm watching this video to learn how to do it." The wife says, "Well, when does he get to that part?" And the guy says, "Probably when…
What do you call a photo of an old person?
A polaroid. Joke Poo: What do you call a drawing of a toilet after Taco Tuesday? …A poop-art-trait! Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you call a…
Why are math books always so stressed?
They have a lot of problems that need to be solved. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the math book joke: Joke Poo: Why is the toilet paper always so insecure?…
Nobody came to my cocktail party
He had a pretty cool story about Polyphemus. I thought he was never going to go home though. Okay, here’s a new joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for…