A woman calls the cops and says, "You have to get an officer over here right now. The man in the building across from me is walking around naked. It's indecent!" A…
My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
I said, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled… well, you know. Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma My toddler finishes his…
Due to a recent surge in mining activities, the logistical network has been overwhelmed in my area.
I guess all those trucks were taken for granite. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled: Joke Poo: The Software Update Due to a recent surge…
Which movie actor also knows how to code?
Pedro PASCAL Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Which profession is surprisingly good at making fertilizer? Avocado Processors. Okay, let’s break down this joke: Analysis: Setup:…
Bridget Jones is to be celebrated with a new 200kg statue in London’s Leicester Square…
But it plans to lose at least ten of those by Christmas. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Bridget Jones joke: Joke Poo: Optimus Prime’s Diet Optimus Prime is to…
The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go…
Just watching Alien vs Predator…
And as soon as the American news is finished I might pop on a movie . Okay, here’s the original joke you provided: Just watching Alien vs Predator… And as soon as…
Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?
The whole town was delighted Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the clown blackout joke with a focus on a different character causing chaos in a different setting: Joke Poo: Did you…
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
…like my name, address, and telephone number Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” focusing on a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo Ever…
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
The Pope greets them kindly, but Grumpy raises his hand and asks, “Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?” The Pope smiles. “No, my son, I don’t think so.”…