A guy asks his friend, "Man, why don't you divorce your wife? The whole neighborhood is sleeping with her, there's a line out the door!" The friend sighs, "And then what? Get…
I don’t get the point of strip clubs
If I wanted to spend an evening with a woman, give her a bunch of money, and then NOT have sex with her, I would just stay home with my wife. Joke…
An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor for their aches and pains. The doctor asked, “Are either of you allergic to analgesics?”
Confused, the old man looked at his wife, “Are we, dear? We only tried it once.” Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call An elderly woman called tech support, complaining her new tablet…
My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition, on someone’s birthday, to wish for them to live to 120.
"But what do you tell someone on their 120th birthday, then?", I asked. "Enjoy the rest of your day!", he answered. Original Joke: My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition,…
It is/was/will be my Cake Day, so here’s a favorite: A woman joins a country club, and when she hears some guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m." He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman…
What did the people scream when a giant snail attacked the city?
Walk for your lives! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the snail joke: Joke Poo: What did the gardeners yell when a horde of sentient slugs infested the vegetable patch? “Lettuce…
I thought my dentist was trying to rip me off when he said my teeth needed a scale…
but without it, I'd never know they weigh nearly sixty grams. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Surprise I thought my gardener was trying to pull a fast one when he said my prize-winning…
When does December come before November?
In the dictionary. Joke Poo: Title: When Does a Sewer Flow Uphill? Answer: In a reversed drainage diagram. Alright, let’s dissect this linguistic jest and then amp up the humor! Joke Analysis:…
Accidentally put my earbuds through the wash
I tried putting them in rice, but now they sound grainy Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Accidentally Washed the Diapers Accidentally…
Did you hear about the guy who has sex multiple times a day, can read as much as he wants, and still has time to work out?
Sadly for him, he gets out of prison in February Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take: Joke Poo: The Software Engineer Did you hear about the software engineer who writes code all…