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Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

During Covid I would fart to hide a cough. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” take on the cough/fart joke, aiming for a similar surprise inversion: Joke Poo: Remote Edition Original Joke: Pre-Covid…

A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

He's distraught to find the rabbit is dead. Another car pulls up, and the driver, a blonde, tells him not to worry. She goes to her car, gets a spray can, and…

Death in Teheran

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master…

A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

… and a fox comes along. The fox says, “What are you doing?” The cat says, “I’m getting high, man.” The fox responds, “What do you mean?” Rather than explain it to…

My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

I replied that I couldn’t even imagine what that must be like. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “The Chef’s Constraint”: Title: The Chef’s Constraint My…

Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dad: oh I can’t believe how terrible that preacher was, and he just went on and on. Mom: oh and the music too, that choir director must be hard of hearing. What…

A blind guy walked into a bar

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…

What is a chocolate’s pronouns?

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

her/she Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the chocolate pronoun joke: Joke Poo: What is a garden’s pronouns? …His/Soil Okay, let’s break down this joke: Analysis: Core Element 1: Pronouns. The…

A woman walks into a bar …

Posted on November 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre … so he gave it to her. Joke Poo: A Comedian’s Lament A comedian walks into a writers’…

A horse walks into a bar…

Posted on November 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "Sure." Joke Poo: A Cloud Walks into a Therapy Session A cloud drifts into a therapist’s office… The therapist says, “So, tell me what’s been…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
  • A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
  • Death in Teheran
  • A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
  • My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.
  • Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church
  • A blind guy walked into a bar
  • What is a chocolate’s pronouns?
  • A woman walks into a bar …
  • A horse walks into a bar…
  • There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW.
  • A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
  • Before being domesticated by humans, horses made multiple attempts at governing themselves.
  • A communism joke
  • L A Beach #2
  • No strangers… they know the rules
  • ammonia cleaner!
  • Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
  • A View To A Kill/ James Bond
  • Ambassador and the King (an old joke told to me by my grandfather)
  • 1939. Soviet Union.
  • How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?
  • 1937, Soviet Union
  • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
  • A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political prisoner reading a book.
  • Ivan, gets sent to the Gulag for 20 years after his neighbor, anonymously denounces him as a traitor.
  • What was the cows favourite song?
  • I tried to eat a clock once…
  • A man is telling jokes in a bar
  • Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
  • There’s a term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children
  • An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
  • Three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together.
  • A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand.
  • An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
  • A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes that her husband is not in bed.
  • Cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration.
  • Everything is understood through comparison.
  • This is an oldy
  • Best names for a roomba
  • For years they’ve been saying “Think of the children”.
  • You know you’re getting old when …
  • Tired and thirsty
  • When I was a kid, I could go into a store with like a dollar and come out with a soda, a couple candy bars, some starbursts, some M&Ms…. But today?
  • Why was East German toilet paper so rough?
  • My son saw me slumped over our lawn mower, bawling my eyes out…
  • A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
  • There are 3 life stages to married sex:
  • A man at a funeral interrupts the priest and says, “Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?”
  • A 9-year-old and 6-year old brother are in their room one morning.

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