I’m dressing as my paycheck. It doesn’t cover much. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Grocery Bill Blues For Halloween this year, I’m going to be wearing…
The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
It must have been love. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Roxette tennis joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure: Joke Poo: The Chef’s Recipe Secret The…
A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion.
A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion. The butler opens the door. The detective says: "I'm here about the murder of Lord Devenport." The butler replies: "I'm afraid you're too…
I asked my doctor about my prostate health and they gave me thumbs up
I said ‘don’t you typically use just your index finger?’ Joke Poo: The Bakery Inspection I asked the health inspector about the bakery’s sanitation, and they gave me two thumbs up. I…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?’ Cabbie: 'Frank Jones… He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming…
Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should I make based on that?”
“That today is Friday”, replied employee. Joke Poo: Astronauts’ Agreement Original Joke: Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should…
I was told that
You’re Russian to get to the bathroom You’re European when you’re in the bathroom You’re Finnish when you leave the bathroom Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the original: Joke…
Why don’t witches like winter?
Too many cold spells! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your witch joke: Joke Poo: Why don’t plumbers like summer? Because of too many flush floods! Okay, let’s break down…
I’m proud to say that I’m an award winning procrastinator.
And I’m totally going to pick up that award tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your procrastinator joke: Title: The Eco-Warrior’s Paradox I’m so committed to reducing…
What is the formal scientific term for what the adult film industry calls a “facial?”
Genetic makeup Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: What do exterminators call a group of particularly stubborn cockroaches that refuse to die? The Resistome….