A second hand on your shoulders. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Trust a Magician’s Bathroom What’s worse than pulling a handkerchief out of…
A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. “Honey,” she says, “I need you to make an extra stop.”
"What do we need?" he asks. "Well," she begins, "remember that video we watched about the elderly father who wouldn't use his cane, so the daughter and son-in-law pretended to use a…
A farmer finds magic beans at the farmers market one day.
When he buys them, the seller informs him he must use fresh materials to grow them. He does so and lo, a magic bean stalk sprouts from his field! When he eats…
New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where
Minneapolis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt. Original Joke (re-stated for clarity): New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big…
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They…
What did the clitoris say to the vulva?
“It’s all good in the hood!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What did the Toilet Bowl say to the Septic…
I recently hit a really big milestone!
It severely messed up my alignment. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I recently hit a really big milestone! It severely messed…
If you Don’t Love your Job…
Take a mortgage. You'll Start Loving it. Take Another mortgage, You'll Start Loving your Boss as well. Get Married and you'll Start Loving your Office Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…
Common cents
Walked into a Loves truck stop a little after Covid. They had a sign saying to use exact change due to the shortage of coins. I ask the lady at the counter,…
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Because he was stuffed! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why couldn’t the septic tank handle Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was too full of it! Okay, let’s…