"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…
What do you call it when a man is obsessed with his mother’s cooking?
An edible complex. Joke Poo: What do you call it when a plumber is fixated on analyzing the intricate system of pipes in your house? A drain disorder. Alright, let’s break down…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a heavy mammal and the other’s a little lighter Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Hippo/Zippo joke, aiming for a similar play on words and a mildly absurd connection:…
(True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…
Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
After all, they are now penniless! Joke Poo: The Used Napkin Crisis Original Joke: Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks….
What was the name of the first tailor?
Euripides? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the tailor joke: Joke Poo: What was the name of the first plumber? Urine-des? Explanation of the changes and why it…
I went to buy tickets for a Kajagoogoo and the tickets are $90
I have only got $88 Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo” style, riffing on the original’s setup and punchline: Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis I went to buy fertilizer for my…
USSR. Call to KGB.
Hello. Is this KGB’s anonymous tip line? Yes Mr. Petrov, what we can do for you? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the USSR/KGB joke, titled “Tech Support.”…
Pinocchio: My nose is over 2 feet
Geppetto: Fucking liar Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Pinocchio joke: Joke Poo: The Doggone Diagnosis Fido the Dachshund: Doc, my back is nearly dragging on the ground! Veterinarian: You’re…