It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…
Three old men are having a conversation.
"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…
What are a snake’s pronouns?
He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…
The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.
"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…
What do you call it when a man is obsessed with his mother’s cooking?
An edible complex. Joke Poo: What do you call it when a plumber is fixated on analyzing the intricate system of pipes in your house? A drain disorder. Alright, let’s break down…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a heavy mammal and the other’s a little lighter Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Hippo/Zippo joke, aiming for a similar play on words and a mildly absurd connection:…
(True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…
Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
After all, they are now penniless! Joke Poo: The Used Napkin Crisis Original Joke: Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks….
What was the name of the first tailor?
Euripides? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the tailor joke: Joke Poo: What was the name of the first plumber? Urine-des? Explanation of the changes and why it…