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I heard someone combined a bee with a pineapple.

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

That's bananas. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Title: Joke Poo – Clogged Up I heard a plumber tried to merge a toilet with a…

I needed to buy toilet paper at the store and someone told me why are you buying so much toilet paper? I responded

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

I have a lot of assholes at home Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo: Remote Control Edition”: Joke Poo: Remote Control Edition I…

I have an entry level job with thousands of people below me

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

I work in a graveyard Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original graveyard joke: Joke Poo: I’m Flush With Success I have an entry-level job that handles millions of…

Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

Urethra Franklin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Constellation Contemplation”: Joke Poo: Constellation Contemplation Who puts the “U” in C-O-N-S-T-E-L-L-A-T-I-O-N? … Ursa Major. Alright, let’s break down this joke:…

The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

They came to the potencial site of the crash and there it was – a wrecked airplane on a desserted island, with a lone survivor, gnawing the last meat from the last…

“Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Well, I bring a lot to the table.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and wordplay: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst “Why do you think you’d excel…

I just took a great hiking class

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

We covered a lot of ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your hiking joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just started a potty-training class for my…

Serious question

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

If a red head loses their temper…. Does that make them a gingersnap? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the redhead joke, focusing on a different characteristic and…

The Scottish definition of a gentleman…

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

… is a man who can play bagpipes, but doesn’t. Joke Poo: The Martian’s Definition of Fine Art … is a form of cosmic expression a Xylar can produce, but chooses not…

I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I heard someone combined a bee with a pineapple.
  • I needed to buy toilet paper at the store and someone told me why are you buying so much toilet paper? I responded
  • I have an entry level job with thousands of people below me
  • Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
  • The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane
  • “Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”
  • I just took a great hiking class
  • Serious question
  • The Scottish definition of a gentleman…
  • I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
  • A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
  • In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
  • A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
  • World used to be better, we could have 1 steak every week, only with minimum wage
  • What works faster than a calculator?
  • A man dies and goes to hell
  • I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
  • I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
  • Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
  • A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
  • In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
  • A man dies and ends up in hell.
  • What do you get when you goose a ghost?
  • Cemetery cold night
  • What do you call a roasted doll?
  • A man walks into a pharmacy
  • A couple gets married
  • If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?
  • How do you know if a ghost has been using your bathroom?
  • Why does everyone know the Muffin Man but not the Muffin Woman?
  • A shy Italian girl gets married
  • a stoner, a jedi and emergency room surgeon walk into a bar
  • I bought a Hustler magazine and boy was I disappointed
  • What’s a debt collector’s favourite herb?
  • What’s the most negative month of the year?
  • A Man Is Invited To A Christmas Fancy Dress Party
  • You can’t trust people on Halloween anymore!
  • What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
  • The other day an old guy called about an Australian stick.
  • The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar
  • Good Christians should never use euphemisms for the toilet
  • I went for a swim in France on a blowy day.
  • My masochist girlfriend said, “Choke me!”
  • Ever wondered which service has the toughest troops?
  • A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
  • What do you call a ghosts poop?
  • I just brought a 2nd hand book about pasta.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
  • What dance did the cheese do at the Halloween party?
  • What happens when you’re late for a bris?

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