They are calling it the Apollo G. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original NASA joke, titled “Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition”: Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition Elon Musk…
A physicist is walking past a building…
…when he looks up and sees a man on a ledge, about to jump. The physicist cries out "Don't do it! You have so much potential!" Joke Poo: The Dog Trainer A…
A mistress is like a grenade.
If she has no ring, don't hold onto her for long. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: A Landmine A job offer is…
Sorry Alliens
Did you hear. NASA is launching new satellite to say sorry to Alliens. Apprently they are calling it: 'Apollo G' Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Regretful Robots Did you hear? Google…
The Skinny Lumberjack
A very thin fellow wandered into a lumberjacking outfit’s personnel office and announced that he was looking for a job. The hiring manager looked the guy over and said, “You don’t look…
What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
One is pretty butch, but the other is a little butcher! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a constipated mathematician and a garden full of aggressive snails? One has a problem with…
I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.
But for all I know, it would be my day to do the dishes. Original Joke: I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself. But for all…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
A family goes on vacation to the beach in southern Mexico.
Unfortunately, there is an infestation of wild pheasants who are nesting in the sand, and every time the family's teenage daughter tries to get in the water the birds come after her,…
What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?
Sunni & Shia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original: Joke Poo: What’s a popular dish that’s beloved by dogs, but they really regret eating later? Poo-tine….