A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism.
If you wish to join me, show no interest. If you show enthusiasm, you’re out. Original Joke: I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism. If you wish to…
Peeing with an erection isn’t impossible
It’s just hard. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the erection joke, playing with a similar setup and twist: Joke Poo: Writing with a Toddler Isn’t Impossible It’s just terrible. Okay,…
The UK government aims to reduce it’s huge driving test backlog by using military examiners for up to 6500 tests. It’s easy to pass with one of them, you just take the first left…
left, left right left. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The AI Therapist Therapists are struggling to cope with a massive backlog of patients needing help after the pandemic. A new AI…
Another doctor joke
Ralph goes to the doctor and complains that his hearing is getting worse. "Describe the symptoms" says the doctor. Ralph replies "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair". Joke Poo: The…
Funny funeral home story:
A guy came into the funeral home today with his mother to pick up his father's ashes. He asked me if I'd mind keeping some out for him to put into a…
About 3 weeks ago, my 9 yo used the word “shit” at the dinner table, that he learned from the older boys. I told him that’s a grown up word, and he should say “shucks” instead
Last weekend, we were driving up to the Wisconsin Dells to have a weekend at a water park resort. We are on a stretch of road about 30 miles from nowhere, when…
A couple is seeing a marriage counselor, but they’re having trouble opening up about their relationship problems.
After multiple failed attempts to get them to speak to him or each other, the therapist says he'll break out his secret weapon. He pulls out a bass guitar and starts playing…
Optimus Prime was on a date with an Autobot when she asked, “You don’t think my outfit is too tight, do you?”
He said, “No, not at all… but I can definitely see the outline of your Volvo.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Data Dump Data, the android from Star…
Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife…
He woke up at the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Harold." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can’t be right! I've got too much to live for….