A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master…
A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
… and a fox comes along. The fox says, “What are you doing?” The cat says, “I’m getting high, man.” The fox responds, “What do you mean?” Rather than explain it to…
My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.
I replied that I couldn’t even imagine what that must be like. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “The Chef’s Constraint”: Title: The Chef’s Constraint My…
Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church
Dad: oh I can’t believe how terrible that preacher was, and he just went on and on. Mom: oh and the music too, that choir director must be hard of hearing. What…
A blind guy walked into a bar
He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…
What is a chocolate’s pronouns?
her/she Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the chocolate pronoun joke: Joke Poo: What is a garden’s pronouns? …His/Soil Okay, let’s break down this joke: Analysis: Core Element 1: Pronouns. The…
A woman walks into a bar …
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre … so he gave it to her. Joke Poo: A Comedian’s Lament A comedian walks into a writers’…
A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "Sure." Joke Poo: A Cloud Walks into a Therapy Session A cloud drifts into a therapist’s office… The therapist says, “So, tell me what’s been…
There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW.
Like, WTF. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: Coffee Conundrum There are fewer beans in a “single origin” coffee bag than there are…
A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat…