It’s like there’s cameras everywhere. Joke Poo: The Compost Heap When I was a gnome, I could sneak into a farmer’s field with a handful of pebbles and come out with a…
Why was East German toilet paper so rough?
Because the Party wanted to make every asshole red. Joke Poo: Why are budget airline peanuts so small? Because they want to make every passenger nuts. Alright, let’s break down this East…
My son saw me slumped over our lawn mower, bawling my eyes out…
He screamed, "Dad! What's wrong!? Are you ok?!" I said, "Don't worry son, I'll be fine. I was just going through a rough patch…" Okay, here’s the Joke Poo version: Joke Poo:…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
There are 3 life stages to married sex:
A young married couple has “kitchen sex” and basically goes at it all over the house any time of day or night. At middle age they have “bedroom sex” once a week…
A man at a funeral interrupts the priest and says, “Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?”
The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!" And the man says, "Is that all lower case?" Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma…
A 9-year-old and 6-year old brother are in their room one morning.
The 9-year-old says to his younger brother, "You know what, I think's it's about time we start swearing!" He likes the idea, and his older brother says, "Okay, we'll go downstairs for…
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all in labour.
After many hours, a nurse comes out to see the first coach. "Your wife just finished giving birth! Both she and the baby are fine! A healthy baby boy!" the nurse said….
Why cant Amish people play baseball?…
Because they swing! And Amish! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Amish baseball joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Did the Scarecrow Get Fired from the Orchestra?…
Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous
A bunch of guys are sitting in a circle. One man says "Hello everyone, welcome to Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous. Now, I can tell you're all in a dark place right…