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A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….

Problem with new bedroom wardrobe

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…

A man goes to the registry court office.

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Man: I want to change my name. Clerk: Well we have strict rules about that. Here's the form, I'll help you fill it. Reason for name change? Man: I hate it ….

I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries.

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Original Joke: I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries. It’s called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Joke Poo:…

My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was tough..

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

But we just clicked Okay, here’s the original joke, and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was…

What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…

I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism.

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

If you wish to join me, show no interest. If you show enthusiasm, you’re out. Original Joke: I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism. If you wish to…

Peeing with an erection isn’t impossible

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s just hard. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the erection joke, playing with a similar setup and twist: Joke Poo: Writing with a Toddler Isn’t Impossible It’s just terrible. Okay,…

The UK government aims to reduce it’s huge driving test backlog by using military examiners for up to 6500 tests. It’s easy to pass with one of them, you just take the first left…

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

left, left right left. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The AI Therapist Therapists are struggling to cope with a massive backlog of patients needing help after the pandemic. A new AI…

Another doctor joke

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ralph goes to the doctor and complains that his hearing is getting worse. "Describe the symptoms" says the doctor. Ralph replies "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair". Joke Poo: The…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
  • Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
  • A man goes to the registry court office.
  • I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries.
  • My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was tough..
  • What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
  • I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism.
  • Peeing with an erection isn’t impossible
  • The UK government aims to reduce it’s huge driving test backlog by using military examiners for up to 6500 tests. It’s easy to pass with one of them, you just take the first left…
  • Another doctor joke
  • Funny funeral home story:
  • About 3 weeks ago, my 9 yo used the word “shit” at the dinner table, that he learned from the older boys. I told him that’s a grown up word, and he should say “shucks” instead
  • A couple is seeing a marriage counselor, but they’re having trouble opening up about their relationship problems.
  • Optimus Prime was on a date with an Autobot when she asked, “You don’t think my outfit is too tight, do you?”
  • Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife…
  • So the third grade teacher asks the class, “Can anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?”
  • A politician visits a remote Native American community.
  • I grew up with six brothers…..
  • You like to go abroad at Christmas
  • A courier in Alexander the Great’s court
  • I’m not Haydn the fact
  • Who do you call for Catholic emergencies?
  • Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail?
  • Did you know that before the invention of the crow bar….
  • OK, jokes first heard in Primary School (YRS 3 to 6)
  • When I was 9, I learned that I could talk to animals.
  • A penguin’s car starts to feel a little weird when he’s driving it so he takes it to a mechanic…
  • A Solemn Question
  • What did the guy from the Village People say when he asked the guy from the Beastie Boys about his stage name?
  • A woman is applying for family benefits,
  • People are surprised that I went to a subsidiary school of MIT (Mechanical School of Fastening)
  • Damn girl! Are you a pinky toe?
  • What’s the French navy’s motto?
  • how do you get four drunken Minnesotans to get out of the pool?
  • The Three Engineers and the Lamp
  • My wives
  • What’s worse than a thumb up your bum during a prostate exam?
  • A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. “Honey,” she says, “I need you to make an extra stop.”
  • A farmer finds magic beans at the farmers market one day.
  • New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where
  • Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
  • What did the clitoris say to the vulva?
  • I recently hit a really big milestone!
  • If you Don’t Love your Job…
  • Common cents
  • Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
  • My wife going deaf?
  • The battlefield quickly turns into an orgy.
  • When he was a lad, James Corden said he’d be a famous comedian when he grew up, and everyone laughed at him.
  • A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.

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