A man is reading a lecture in an auditorium. Lecturer: Two plus two equals six! – Two plus two equals four! – shouts a man from the crowd, and vanishes for fifteen…
How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?
By walking in as a billionaire. Joke Poo: How Do You Leave a Cat Cafe as a Multi-Kitten Owner? By walking in with a single kitten and accidentally leaving the door open…
1937, Soviet Union
"Grandpa, why did Lenin wear shoes, but Comrade Stalin wears tall boots?" The grandfather pulls the boy close, and whispers: "Because in Lenin's time, the shit was only ankle-deep." Joke Poo: 2042,…
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her…
A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political prisoner reading a book.
"What are you reading, old man?" asks the guard. "I'm learning Hebrew," says the old man. "Why bother?" asks the guard. "You'll never get to Israel. You will die here." "I'm learning…
Ivan, gets sent to the Gulag for 20 years after his neighbor, anonymously denounces him as a traitor.
Ivan is eventually released and rehabilitated. For the next 40 years, he lives as the most perfect, model communist citizen. He never misses a Party meeting, he pays his dues, and he…
What was the cows favourite song?
Mooooood Indigo Joke Poo: What’s a pirate’s favourite type of bathroom fixture? Plundge-rs! Alright, let’s milk this joke for all it’s worth! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What was the cow’s favorite song?” This…
I tried to eat a clock once…
but it was too time-consuming. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum I tried to build a compost bin once… but it was too decomposing. Alright, let’s dissect this “clock-eating”…
A man is telling jokes in a bar
He says to the bartender: I have a nice joke about blondes, want to hear it? The blonde sittung next to him says: just so you know, I am blonde and also…
Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
Satan say to a lawyer, "Here's the deal: You get unlimited wealth and prestige, I get your soul, your wife's soul, your kids' souls, and your five closest friends' souls." The lawyer…