One morning, a mom and dad wake up to find their son missing. Extremely worried, the dad tries calling the son's phone several times, to no avail. Then the mom tries ringing,…
Did you hear about the math student who failed his final exam because he omitted 2² from his solution?
It was a four-gone conclusion. Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber who lost his best wrench down the drain while fixing a leaky pipe? He was beside himself. It was…
A woman is pregnant with triplets and gets shot three times
15 years later, one of the boys goes to her mother and says "mum, I was having a piss and a Bulley came out", the mother tells him the story and he…
I’ve got 3″ penis that’s real skinny and comes to a wicked sharp point. No matter, I keep girlfriend satisfied.
I give her my awl! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the given joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Advantage I’ve got a spreadsheet so massive it’s practically infinite,…
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday. With the money he saved by skipping breakfasts, he bought a membership at a local flying club. On…
A guy decides to get married.
— Well, Dad, I’ve decided! I’m gonna get married. — Who’re you gonna marry, son? — Lisa, Mike’s daughter. — Oh, don’t marry her, son, you know… Ah, fine! I’ll admit it…
An elderly woman goes to her doctor and asks for birth control pills.
The doctor is shocked: “Why do you want those?” She replies, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor is a bit confused but thought, "Well, can't hurt" so he prescribes her some….
A village of mimes (help me create a joke)
Hey, everyone. My youngest daughter has this thing where she likes to put me on the spot and say I have to come up with a joke. I almost never can, which…
My friends call me a renaissance man because I appreciate all the arts…
from classic straight films to avant-garde gay cinema to animated furry documentaries. Yeah, I'mma jerk off all trades. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, keeping the spirit of the original while changing…
What do you get when combining a hedgehog and an octopus?
Withdrawn funding and a visit from the research ethics committee. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you get when combining…