Clerk: Number of children ? Woman: 10 Clerk: 10? Really? Alright then,.. Names ? Woman: Jamie Clerk: ..and? Woman: They're all named Jamie. Clerk: Really?.. So what if you want to call…
People are surprised that I went to a subsidiary school of MIT (Mechanical School of Fastening)
You should see the looks when I wear my SCREW U shirts. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the “Mechanical School of Fastening” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo People are always…
Damn girl! Are you a pinky toe?
Cause I’m about to bang you on the table! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Damn WiFi! Damn WiFi! Are you my car keys? Because I’ve…
What’s the French navy’s motto?
A l'eau, c'est l'heure! Okay, here’s the original joke: What’s the French navy’s motto? A l’eau, c’est l’heure! (To the water, it’s time!) And here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Astronaut’s…
how do you get four drunken Minnesotans to get out of the pool?
you say: "excuse me, could you folks please get out of the pool" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: A Bee’s Breakfast Buffet How…
The Three Engineers and the Lamp
An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car when it suddenly breaks down. The electrical engineer suggests, "I think it must be a problem with…
My wives
My first wife was a banker. Then I married a circus ringleader. After that I married a preacher. And finally, now I'm married to a funeral director. Why such diverse careers you…
What’s worse than a thumb up your bum during a prostate exam?
A second hand on your shoulders. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Trust a Magician’s Bathroom What’s worse than pulling a handkerchief out of…
A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. “Honey,” she says, “I need you to make an extra stop.”
"What do we need?" he asks. "Well," she begins, "remember that video we watched about the elderly father who wouldn't use his cane, so the daughter and son-in-law pretended to use a…
A farmer finds magic beans at the farmers market one day.
When he buys them, the seller informs him he must use fresh materials to grow them. He does so and lo, a magic bean stalk sprouts from his field! When he eats…