A cowboy was coming to the end of his life at the age of 101 years old. He great grandson visits him and asks "Grandpappy, how did you do it? You are…
A blonde walks into a bar.
She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…
Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for…
What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
Yeah, I’m getting the hang of it Joke Poo: What did the Toilet Bowl Cleaner say two weeks into the job? Yeah, I’m really getting down to the bottom of things. Alright,…
It’s the end of The Last Supper…
and the waiter brings the bill to Jesus Waiter: There you go, sir. Jesus: Alright, lads, who's turn is it today? Peter: I paid the week before last, and last week it…
A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
…he was going on and on about how incredibly beautiful she looked and that anyone else would be lucky to land a woman as gorgeous as his wife. Finally, the co-worker manages…
A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
After the honeymoon, they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks, the billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed a 25 year old hottie. “It’s…
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus What do you call a one-eyed dinosaurs dog? Doyouthinkhesawus Rex Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the one-eyed dinosaur joke: Joke Poo: What Do You Call a Pirate Who Runs…
Three fishing holy men
There are three men sitting in a bows in the middle of a lake fishing. The first a Catholic priest, second an Anglican minister, and the third a Jewish rabbi. After being…
I met a woman glass blower.
She made it clear to me that she could see right through my big stories. Joke Poo: Title: I met a comedian cheese sculptor. She made it clear to me that she…