Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They…
Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
Over the years we just thrifted apart, I guess. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Me and my husband used to…
A limbo champion walks into a bar
and is immediately disqualified. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Dog Groomer A dog groomer walks into a pottery class and immediately gets fired. Alright, let’s break down this…
A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…
Saying it's the first time they've ever had a problem with a live stream. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your joke: Joke Poo: The Spa Scandal A luxury spa resort…
He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.
The slowest withdrawer in the whole Wild West. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the gunslinger joke: Joke Poo: The Beekeeping Accountant She was a beekeeping accountant with seventeen colonies…
Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
When the food runs out, other ants come along to remove the scent. They’re known as deodorants. Joke Poo: Did you know that honeybees do a waggle dance to tell other bees…
Golfing and a Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the…
Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.
Guy picks up a flat stick and tosses it in the water. The dog leaps up onto the water’s surface and walks on top of it to fetch and return the stick….
Golfers are so respectful
Two guys are out playing golf when they come to a hole near the edge of the course where a road runs past. Just as they are about to tee off, a…
Good reads
A TV crew and journalists visited the old farmer in the countryside to do a interview for an educational program for kids. – Please tell us about your day! – Well, sonny,…