A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but…
Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:
“Sell something, and explain your sales strategy.” Sally went first. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and made $30,” she said proudly. “My approach was appealing to people’s sense of community and supporting…
There’s a nun
having a bath and she hears a knock on the door she's a bit worried so she shouts out, "who is it?" And he says, "it's the blind man." She said, "well,…
Two old men are playing golf
-These hills are way steeper when they used to be when we were young. -And the distances between holes are way greater than I remember -Oh, yes, and the clubs… the clubs…
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with an iron bladder? Rusty Alright, let’s get to work! Dissection of the Original Joke: Setup: “What do you call a man with…
A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so…
Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. Joke Poo: Original: Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable? Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. New Joke:…
They call me a fireman.
Cuz I turn on the hoes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “fireman” joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Gardener”: Joke Poo: The Gardener They call me a…
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
Choking on plastic Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your sea turtle/lesbian joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do aging male comedians and disposable diapers have in…
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What other question answer jokes are there besides Joke: Someone said you sound like an Owl Answer: Who? Joke: How do you get an idiot to say How? Answer: How? Okay, here’s…