No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m." He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman…
What did the people scream when a giant snail attacked the city?
Walk for your lives! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the snail joke: Joke Poo: What did the gardeners yell when a horde of sentient slugs infested the vegetable patch? “Lettuce…
I thought my dentist was trying to rip me off when he said my teeth needed a scale…
but without it, I'd never know they weigh nearly sixty grams. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Surprise I thought my gardener was trying to pull a fast one when he said my prize-winning…
When does December come before November?
In the dictionary. Joke Poo: Title: When Does a Sewer Flow Uphill? Answer: In a reversed drainage diagram. Alright, let’s dissect this linguistic jest and then amp up the humor! Joke Analysis:…
Accidentally put my earbuds through the wash
I tried putting them in rice, but now they sound grainy Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Accidentally Washed the Diapers Accidentally…
Did you hear about the guy who has sex multiple times a day, can read as much as he wants, and still has time to work out?
Sadly for him, he gets out of prison in February Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take: Joke Poo: The Software Engineer Did you hear about the software engineer who writes code all…
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court the judge says "I don't usually do this but to set an example, I'm sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That's a week in…
I broke up with my ex, Lorraine. I’m so happy with my new love, Claire Lee.
I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Compost Kings I quit my old gardening job. I’m so much happier with my new one, Earl…
A man is sitting on a park bench enjoying a nice summer day
A woman walks by, stops and asks- pardon me, are you Jewish? The man replies no, I'm not. The woman walks on A minute later the woman comes by and asks again-…
Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the Parrots eat 'em all. Joke Poo: Why is the local sewage treatment plant having an emergency meeting? Because the Turtles are clogging up the system, claiming they were promised a…