A guy came into the funeral home today with his mother to pick up his father's ashes. He asked me if I'd mind keeping some out for him to put into a…
About 3 weeks ago, my 9 yo used the word “shit” at the dinner table, that he learned from the older boys. I told him that’s a grown up word, and he should say “shucks” instead
Last weekend, we were driving up to the Wisconsin Dells to have a weekend at a water park resort. We are on a stretch of road about 30 miles from nowhere, when…
A couple is seeing a marriage counselor, but they’re having trouble opening up about their relationship problems.
After multiple failed attempts to get them to speak to him or each other, the therapist says he'll break out his secret weapon. He pulls out a bass guitar and starts playing…
Optimus Prime was on a date with an Autobot when she asked, “You don’t think my outfit is too tight, do you?”
He said, “No, not at all… but I can definitely see the outline of your Volvo.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Data Dump Data, the android from Star…
Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife…
He woke up at the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Harold." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can’t be right! I've got too much to live for….
So the third grade teacher asks the class, “Can anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?”
Mary stands up and says, "My mom gets up early every day and she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels; then she…
A politician visits a remote Native American community.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs….
I grew up with six brothers…..
That's how I learned to dance – – – – – – waiting for the bathroom. (- Bob Hope ) Joke Poo: I Grew Up… I grew up in a family of…
You like to go abroad at Christmas
You say Dubai, I say hello. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Dubai joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo You enjoy cleaning up after puppies… You say doo-doo, I…
A courier in Alexander the Great’s court
came across an old man eating honey in the town square. The man had a big pot of honey in front of him and was spooning it into his mouth. The courier…