An Air Commodore, an Admiral and a General are having a debate on a training ground. Now look here, chaps” says the Air Commodore, “my troops are as hard as they come;…
A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
"What's in the east wing?" the patient asks, while their bed is rolled down the hallway. "The morgue" replies the doctor. ".. but I'm not dead yet!" says the patient. "It's a…
What do you call a ghosts poop?
A spooky dookie Joke Poo: What do you call a dragon’s discarded treasure? …A hoard dump! Alright, let’s analyze this ghostly gastrointestinal gag! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you call a ghost’s…
I just brought a 2nd hand book about pasta.
It cost me a penne. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your pasta joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Toilet Humor I just bought a used plumbing textbook….
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the skeleton joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Didn’t the Toaster Attend the Picnic?…
What dance did the cheese do at the Halloween party?
The Muenster Mash Joke Poo: What tune did the plumber hum while unclogging the toilet? The Flush Gordon Theme Song! Okay, let’s break down this cheesy joke! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What dance…
What happens when you’re late for a bris?
You miss the Tip Off Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What happens when you’re late for a competitive cheese sculpting competition? You miss…
I’m getting tired of these trick or treaters this evening….
So I decided to turn the lights of at my home and am pretending I’m not in I don’t care! My lighthouse my rules!!! Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Lament I’m getting tired…
Patient: “Doctor! My stool is never solid!”
Doctor: "You need to get your shit together." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Cloud’s Dilemma Cloud Engineer: “My cloud infrastructure… it’s…
A truck carrying several rhesus moneys overturned.
October 29, 2025 A truck carrying several rhesus monkeys overturned Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 59 north of Heidelberg, Mississippi, setting off a frantic search after multiple animals escaped from their crates. According…