Hey, everyone. My youngest daughter has this thing where she likes to put me on the spot and say I have to come up with a joke. I almost never can, which…
My friends call me a renaissance man because I appreciate all the arts…
from classic straight films to avant-garde gay cinema to animated furry documentaries. Yeah, I'mma jerk off all trades. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, keeping the spirit of the original while changing…
What do you get when combining a hedgehog and an octopus?
Withdrawn funding and a visit from the research ethics committee. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you get when combining…
The Tax Tip Off
The tax office suspected a fishing boat owner was not paying proper wages to his crew and sent an agent to investigate. The agent approaches the boat and find a man working,…
A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
The Curve of Life
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age…
A weasel walks into a bar
“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…
Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?
It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…
Three old men are having a conversation.
"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…
What are a snake’s pronouns?
He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…