He woke up at the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Harold." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can’t be right! I've got too much to live for….
So the third grade teacher asks the class, “Can anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?”
Mary stands up and says, "My mom gets up early every day and she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels; then she…
A politician visits a remote Native American community.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs….
I grew up with six brothers…..
That's how I learned to dance – – – – – – waiting for the bathroom. (- Bob Hope ) Joke Poo: I Grew Up… I grew up in a family of…
You like to go abroad at Christmas
You say Dubai, I say hello. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Dubai joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo You enjoy cleaning up after puppies… You say doo-doo, I…
A courier in Alexander the Great’s court
came across an old man eating honey in the town square. The man had a big pot of honey in front of him and was spooning it into his mouth. The courier…
I’m not Haydn the fact
that it’s hard to Handel all these puns. Okay, I’m game! Original Joke: I’m not Haydn the fact that it’s hard to Handel all these puns. Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet Scandal I’m…
Who do you call for Catholic emergencies?
Nun one one Original Joke: Who do you call for Catholic emergencies? Nun one one. Joke Poo: What’s Your Beef? What do you call a cow having a hard time giving birth?…
Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail?
Because he's "in-a-cent". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that Abraham Lincoln joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Sewer Worker Get Promoted? Because he was “outstanding in his…
Did you know that before the invention of the crow bar….
…crows generally used to drink at home Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Worm Casts”: Worm Casts Did you know that before the invention of the miniature wheelbarrow……