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Little Johnny’s Great Escape

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The kitchen table was buried under a stack of final notices when Little Johnny made his request. "Dad," he began, his voice filled with birthday hope, "for my birthday, can I please…

You know what propaganda is?

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

When a British person takes a real good look at something. Joke Poo: You know what “Proof Bread” is? When a baker from France waits a little while. Alright, let’s break down…

Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

I had been looking forward to "Take Your Kid to Work Day" for weeks. My eight-year-old daughter was finally old enough to see where her dad went every day. I pictured her…

Everyone knows about Hermann Göring, one of the worst Nazis from WWII…

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

…but fewer people know about his brother Finn who was the man who invented foreplay. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Everyone knows…

Mnemonic Device For Remembering The Great Lakes

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lovely Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lake Michigan Lake Huron Lake Superior Lake Ontario Lake Erie Joke Poo: Acronym for Basic Programming Concepts Please Visit Little City Often. Pointers Variables Loops Classes Objects…

Three men find a magical slide.

Posted on November 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The slide creates anything from thin air if you yell what it is as you go down. The first man goes down the slide, and yells, "Money!", and millions of gold coins…

Talking with God

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A little boy is saying his evening prayers before bed, and talking with God. Boy: "God, what is a million years like to you? " God: "Well, I've always existed, so the…

I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s pun-based structure: Joke Poo: Binary Billionaire I’ve started investing in cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and…

A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company…

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but…

Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Sell something, and explain your sales strategy.” Sally went first. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and made $30,” she said proudly. “My approach was appealing to people’s sense of community and supporting…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Little Johnny’s Great Escape
  • You know what propaganda is?
  • Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.
  • Everyone knows about Hermann Göring, one of the worst Nazis from WWII…
  • Mnemonic Device For Remembering The Great Lakes
  • Three men find a magical slide.
  • Talking with God
  • I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
  • A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company…
  • Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:
  • There’s a nun
  • Two old men are playing golf
  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
  • A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer.
  • Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
  • They call me a fireman.
  • What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
  • Other question jokes besides this 2
  • Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
  • How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • The long life cowboy
  • A blonde walks into a bar.
  • Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
  • What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
  • It’s the end of The Last Supper…
  • A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
  • A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
  • What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
  • Three fishing holy men
  • I met a woman glass blower.
  • A Pragmatic Solution
  • What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
  • A Matter of Priorities
  • My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
  • An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
  • I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
  • Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
  • How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
  • I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
  • “These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
  • My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
  • Yo momma is so fat…
  • What’s the worlds rudest texture?
  • A Medical Mystery
  • What did the blind girl say after falling into a well?
  • Why did Noah have to rush to complete his ark?
  • What do you call a deer with no eye?
  • A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
  • I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the Headmaster’s office.

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