The tax office suspected a fishing boat owner was not paying proper wages to his crew and sent an agent to investigate. The agent approaches the boat and find a man working,…
A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
The Curve of Life
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age…
A weasel walks into a bar
“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…
Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?
It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…
Three old men are having a conversation.
"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…
What are a snake’s pronouns?
He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…
The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.
"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…
What do you call it when a man is obsessed with his mother’s cooking?
An edible complex. Joke Poo: What do you call it when a plumber is fixated on analyzing the intricate system of pipes in your house? A drain disorder. Alright, let’s break down…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a heavy mammal and the other’s a little lighter Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Hippo/Zippo joke, aiming for a similar play on words and a mildly absurd connection:…