I'm so happy. I just learned the most amazing news guys. My grandmother is alive! She didn't die 9 years ago, she was just stuck in South America without her passport of…
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar….
The Bartender asks: "Will you all be having beers?" The first logicians says: "I don't know." The second logicians says: "I don't know." The third logicians says: "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Shy…
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?
Chewing gum. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the original joke while trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: What goes in rough and unpleasant, and comes out…
An old couple, both in their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises his eyebrow, but he is so amazed that such an…
Alberta Cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for $1000 or one…
By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you free a genie. My friend wasn’t and his wish for “a foot long that’ll please the ladies” was granted.
He now sells hotdogs from a street cart. Joke Poo: The Bard’s Wish By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you summon a fairy. A local…
My friend told me Guru Nanak has millions of worshippers…
But I counted them and there were only Sikhs. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke, keeping the same structure and playing on the misunderstanding: Joke Poo:…
Most probably a rehashed joke, but a good one!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker. Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.”…
My buddy served in the army, and I just found out he killed three people. Which is so scary.
Especially since he was a cook. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided “cook” joke, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My cousin became a park ranger, and I just…
Captain’s Bathroom Riddle
A crew is flying a plane.The captain gets up and says to the young co-pilot: “Alright kid, I’m going to take a dump. While I’m gone, think about this — will the…