– Those are some fine cows you’ve got! How old are they? – The white one? Five years. – And the black one? – The black one, too. – How much milk…
another Stalin joke
Why are the people of Ukraine considering erecting a statue in Stalin's honor? … He killed more Russians than any army Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
A blind man walks into a bar.
And then a table, a chair, and finally a wall. Joke Poo: Title: A Clumsy Magician’s Entrance Joke: A magician walks onto a stage. And then a trap door, a disappearing cabinet,…
How many D&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all have darkvision. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s a hardware problem. Alright, let’s break down this D&D lightbulb joke and power…
My wife and I have been married for forty years.
People ask me, "what's your secret?" I say, "It's very simple. We have a ritual, and we never deviate from it. Once a week, every week, we got for a romantic dinner….
Another communism joke
A communist government takes power in the Sahara desert. For 20 years not much happens. Then there is a shortage of sand. Joke Poo: The Silicon Valley Startup A utopian startup, promising…
A time traveler arrived in ancient Rome and meets 2 brothers.
"I am PRIMUS, for I was born first." "I am SECONDUS, for I was born second." "Cool. My name is LIV." The brothers share a stunned glance, look back and say, "Oh…
Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
During Covid I would fart to hide a cough. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” take on the cough/fart joke, aiming for a similar surprise inversion: Joke Poo: Remote Edition Original Joke: Pre-Covid…
A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
He's distraught to find the rabbit is dead. Another car pulls up, and the driver, a blonde, tells him not to worry. She goes to her car, gets a spray can, and…
Death in Teheran
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master…