When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave. One day, her friend Tammy asked, “Sue, why on earth do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?” Sue…
A guy’s wife comes into the room and says to her husband, “What the hell are you doing? I thought you were going to fix the sink!”
The husband says, "I am. I'm watching this video to learn how to do it." The wife says, "Well, when does he get to that part?" And the guy says, "Probably when…
What do you call a photo of an old person?
A polaroid. Joke Poo: What do you call a drawing of a toilet after Taco Tuesday? …A poop-art-trait! Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you call a…
Why are math books always so stressed?
They have a lot of problems that need to be solved. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the math book joke: Joke Poo: Why is the toilet paper always so insecure?…
Nobody came to my cocktail party
He had a pretty cool story about Polyphemus. I thought he was never going to go home though. Okay, here’s a new joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for…
I just ran into a guy quoting V for Vendetta. You know, the whole “remember, remember the fifth of November,” speech. And I could help but think…
Man, this Guy Fawkes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Guy Fawkes joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Compiler Error I just ran into a guy quoting…
I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
It's a Temu Emu Okay, I understand the challenge! Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your Temu Emu joke, with a new title: Joke Poo: Discount Doggie I just…
Wife says that I’m cheap
But I'm not buying it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Loan Shark Logic”: Title: Loan Shark Logic Man says his loan shark is generous….
I just got accused of mansplaining!
(For women reading this, that means "explaining things to women that I didn't need to explain to them") Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Dogsplaining I just…
We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
My wife and I were at our wits' end with our son's failing math grades. We tried everything: talks, meetings with his public school teacher, rewards—nothing worked. As a final Hail Mary,…