"Sorry", says the vendor, "We don't have ugly popcorn" Okay, here’s a new joke based on your popcorn one, aiming for a similar structure and twist, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The…
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
It had tiny ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The girl was even wearing a fireman’s helmet! The wagon was being pulled by her dog and…
What do lice say when they feel they’ve overstayed their welcome?
"Well, I'll get out of your hair" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the lice joke, titled: Joke Poo: What do plumbers say when they’ve fixed a particularly stubborn clog and…
Missing his son
The Sheik of Somewhereland had a son of whom he was very fond. One day, the son had to go on an errand, and the Sheik lent him his best, fastest and…
How I want to die
When my time comes, I want to die like my grandfather did – peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming in terror like the three passengers in his car. Okay, here’s my attempt…
Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
The experimental surgery
A man sees an ad that promises to make his penis far larger than average. This piques his interest. He calls the doctor, who explains that this experimental surgery involves transplanting part…
Three men are captured by cannibals.
They are taken to the chief, who says they must go into the forest and come back with a basket of the first fruit they find. Under guard, all three men return…
A castaway sees a ship, but watches it sinks, leaving one survivor in the water.
The man swims out to the wreckage, grabs the unconscious survivor, and drags her to shore. When she's on shore he notices it's Brooke Shields. He gives her mouth to mouth, saving…
A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
St. Peter says to him, “Before you meet with God, I must tell you, we’ve looked over your life and noticed that you didn’t really do anything particularly good or bad. We’re…