“Well, I bring a lot to the table.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and wordplay: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst “Why do you think you’d excel…
I just took a great hiking class
We covered a lot of ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your hiking joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just started a potty-training class for my…
Serious question
If a red head loses their temper…. Does that make them a gingersnap? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the redhead joke, focusing on a different characteristic and…
The Scottish definition of a gentleman…
… is a man who can play bagpipes, but doesn’t. Joke Poo: The Martian’s Definition of Fine Art … is a form of cosmic expression a Xylar can produce, but chooses not…
I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…
A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here." And the priest says, "Get out of here….
In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
After D-Day, a general wanted to commemorate the victory to keep momentum of the troops. He chose an imposing statue of a soldier made entirely from melted bullet casings collected from the…
A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
The man cheerfully replies “That’s okay, I’m 41. I should be getting my adult knees any day now!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original kidney joke:…
World used to be better, we could have 1 steak every week, only with minimum wage
Today we cant have it anymore because they put security cameras in the supermarket Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: Digital Nomad…
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcunow. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What works faster than a calculator? A calcunow. New Joke (Joke Poo): What cleans faster than a pressure washer? A pressurewisher! Okay, let’s break down this…