What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung…… Reddit, do YOUR best/worst 🙂 Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original: Joke Poo: The Code Dump What’s blue and sounds like…
When I was 9, I learned that I could talk to animals.
They just have no clue what I’m saying. Joke Poo: When I Tried Baking When I was 12, I learned I could make my own bread. Turns out, everyone can. It’s just……
A penguin’s car starts to feel a little weird when he’s driving it so he takes it to a mechanic…
The mechanic takes it in and lets him know that it will be a few hours before he’s able to get it fixed and to just stay around the area. The penguin…
A Solemn Question
The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…
What did the guy from the Village People say when he asked the guy from the Beastie Boys about his stage name?
Why MCA? Joke Poo: Title: Wherefore Art Thou, Waste? Joke: What did Romeo say to the plumber when he asked about the overflowing toilet? “Why the Crap-ulet?” Alright, let’s break down this…
A woman is applying for family benefits,
Clerk: Number of children ? Woman: 10 Clerk: 10? Really? Alright then,.. Names ? Woman: Jamie Clerk: ..and? Woman: They're all named Jamie. Clerk: Really?.. So what if you want to call…
People are surprised that I went to a subsidiary school of MIT (Mechanical School of Fastening)
You should see the looks when I wear my SCREW U shirts. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the “Mechanical School of Fastening” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo People are always…
Damn girl! Are you a pinky toe?
Cause I’m about to bang you on the table! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Damn WiFi! Damn WiFi! Are you my car keys? Because I’ve…
What’s the French navy’s motto?
A l'eau, c'est l'heure! Okay, here’s the original joke: What’s the French navy’s motto? A l’eau, c’est l’heure! (To the water, it’s time!) And here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Astronaut’s…
how do you get four drunken Minnesotans to get out of the pool?
you say: "excuse me, could you folks please get out of the pool" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: A Bee’s Breakfast Buffet How…