He turns up wearing lingerie and nothing else. The host asks him "How is lingerie Christmas fancy dress?" "They're Carols" Joke Poo: A Dog Walker Goes to a Comic Con A dog…
You can’t trust people on Halloween anymore!
Gawd only knows what someone might actually put in your bag. Some idiot laced my drugs with candy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Halloween joke: Joke…
What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
Nothing. You were misguided. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say to the eager rookie before their spacewalk? Nothing. Space cadets. Alright, let’s dissect…
The other day an old guy called about an Australian stick.
A boomer rang. Joke Poo: Title: Excrement Emergency The other day, a plumber got a frantic call about a clogged toilet. Turns out, it was poo-meranged. Alright, let’s dive into this pun-tastic…
The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar
They start discussing forgiveness. – Once a tabloid wrote horrendous things about my family – says the Queen. – But I made sure they were not sued. One must rise above petty…
Good Christians should never use euphemisms for the toilet
It's an invitation to loo cipher. Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Chef’s Relief Experienced chefs should never use ambiguous terms for the walk-in freezer… It’s…
I went for a swim in France on a blowy day.
I was piscine in the wind. Okay, here’s a new joke, titled “Joke Poo”, that draws inspiration from your “I was piscine in the wind” joke, aiming for a similar kind of…
My masochist girlfriend said, “Choke me!”
I replied, "No, I don't think I will" Joke Poo: My overly polite AI companion said, “Analyze me!” I replied, “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. It would be… inappropriate.” Okay,…
Ever wondered which service has the toughest troops?
An Air Commodore, an Admiral and a General are having a debate on a training ground. Now look here, chaps” says the Air Commodore, “my troops are as hard as they come;…
A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
"What's in the east wing?" the patient asks, while their bed is rolled down the hallway. "The morgue" replies the doctor. ".. but I'm not dead yet!" says the patient. "It's a…