Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did…
The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick
But even still, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if she didn't keep it in a jar on the nightstand. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: The Trophy Fish…
As we drove past some black and white cows my dad said “wow, it must be really cold out there…
… because those cows are Friesian." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Friesian cow joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The Data Center Disaster As we walked…
Last year I bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
As a stocking filler. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the artificial leg joke, aiming for a similar dark humor and surprise: Joke Poo: The Cat’s Christmas Gift Last year I…
I’m starting a research project into bestiality
If you need me, I'll be in the lab. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I’m starting a research project into…
I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils…
which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Original Joke: I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils… which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Joke…
I don’t know why everyone thinks of mobsters as bad guys.
When I was a kid, my next door neighbor who was a mobster would pay me $20 to start his car every morning. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The…
Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic.
I'm still in daniel. Okay, here’s the joke adaptation, titled “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic. I’m still in daniel. Joke Poo: Joke Poo…
I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she…
Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
"Well," the man replied, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Cosmic Recycling”: Title: Cosmic Recycling The Intergalactic…