having a bath and she hears a knock on the door she's a bit worried so she shouts out, "who is it?" And he says, "it's the blind man." She said, "well,…
Two old men are playing golf
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer.
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Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
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They call me a fireman.
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What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
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Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
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How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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