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Two nuns, Bridget and Theresa, were on their bikes heading back to the convent in Dublin one night.

Posted on November 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Oh my God Theresa, will ye look at the time! Mother Superior will kill us if we’re late back again!” “Don’t worry” said Theresa, “I know a shortcut”, and she turned down…

Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?

Posted on November 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Answer: There are more ducks in that line. Joke Poo: The Data Center Disaster Strange but true: When you see a data center network cable setup with a main trunk line splitting…

What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?

Posted on November 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Someone who lies in bed at night and wonders if there really is a dog. Joke Poo: What do you get if you cross a vegetarian with an accountant who has a…

The professor of medicine is teaching the students about dissection

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He tells them: "To be a good surgeon, you need to have a strong stomach. See?" He sticks a finger in the corpse, pulls it out, and licks it. The students repeat…

Am I the first person you have ever slept with?

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well, I haven't thought about it much, but now that you mention it, you do look familiar. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Lost Keys”: Lost Keys “Am I…

Describe your love life in two words.

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

"My what?" Joke Poo: Title: Rate your last colonoscopy. Answer: “Check engine.” Alright, let’s dissect this comedic morsel. Analysis: Type of Joke: It’s a one-liner that plays on the concept of brevity…

Cop understood the assignment.

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…

Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I can give you an anti-buy-yachtic." Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament Original Joke: Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it? “I can…

Teacher and her 3 boy students:

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did…

The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick

Posted on November 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

But even still, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if she didn't keep it in a jar on the nightstand. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: The Trophy Fish…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Two nuns, Bridget and Theresa, were on their bikes heading back to the convent in Dublin one night.
  • Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?
  • What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
  • The professor of medicine is teaching the students about dissection
  • Am I the first person you have ever slept with?
  • Describe your love life in two words.
  • Cop understood the assignment.
  • Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
  • Teacher and her 3 boy students:
  • The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick
  • As we drove past some black and white cows my dad said “wow, it must be really cold out there…
  • Last year I bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
  • I’m starting a research project into bestiality
  • I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils…
  • I don’t know why everyone thinks of mobsters as bad guys.
  • Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic.
  • I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost.
  • Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
  • A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
  • Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck?
  • A duck wandered onto my property
  • Not to brag, but I finished a puzzle under a week and…
  • Old lady at nursing home
  • Overheard an angry man with a lisp say “bithnith”.
  • I heard someone combined a bee with a pineapple.
  • I needed to buy toilet paper at the store and someone told me why are you buying so much toilet paper? I responded
  • I have an entry level job with thousands of people below me
  • Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
  • The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane
  • “Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”
  • I just took a great hiking class
  • Serious question
  • The Scottish definition of a gentleman…
  • I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
  • A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
  • In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
  • A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
  • World used to be better, we could have 1 steak every week, only with minimum wage
  • What works faster than a calculator?
  • A man dies and goes to hell
  • I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
  • I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
  • Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
  • A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
  • In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
  • A man dies and ends up in hell.
  • What do you get when you goose a ghost?
  • Cemetery cold night
  • What do you call a roasted doll?
  • A man walks into a pharmacy

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