Those cows must have strong calves Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Tech Support Troubles”: Title: Tech Support Troubles I was on a Zoom call with my elderly grandmother,…
I was gonna tell a joke, but um…
Tss.. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Title: Joke Poo I was gonna tell a joke about fertilizer, but… Pooof …It stinks! Alright, let’s break down…
Graveyard calling
A man has gotten a new job, and is pulling himself out of a financially difficult time. He has no car, so he has to walk to work. By cutting through an…
What’s the easiest way to get in touch with your inner self??
Single-ply toilet paper Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What’s the fastest way to connect to your future self? … High-speed internet…
For Halloween this year, I’m wearing pasties and a G-string
I’m dressing as my paycheck. It doesn’t cover much. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Grocery Bill Blues For Halloween this year, I’m going to be wearing…
The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
It must have been love. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Roxette tennis joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure: Joke Poo: The Chef’s Recipe Secret The…
A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion.
A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion. The butler opens the door. The detective says: "I'm here about the murder of Lord Devenport." The butler replies: "I'm afraid you're too…
I asked my doctor about my prostate health and they gave me thumbs up
I said ‘don’t you typically use just your index finger?’ Joke Poo: The Bakery Inspection I asked the health inspector about the bakery’s sanitation, and they gave me two thumbs up. I…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?’ Cabbie: 'Frank Jones… He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming…
Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should I make based on that?”
“That today is Friday”, replied employee. Joke Poo: Astronauts’ Agreement Original Joke: Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should…