The cat smiled and says "You know, you are not going to win this one" Original Joke: A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with…
A guy on a long-haul flight is desperate to use the bathroom.
The men’s room is occupied, and he’s doing the potty dance in the aisle. A sympathetic stewardess whispers, "Look, I’ll let you use the ladies' room, but you must promise: Do not…
I keep trying to send emails with photos to my ex from 10 years ago
I think I have attachment issues. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: I Keep Flushing I keep trying to flush the toilet after eating…
What is the difference…
…between the genealogist and the gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree, the gynecologist looks up the family bush. Joke Poo: What’s the Difference… What’s the difference between a paleontologist and…
Historians continue to uncover details about the knights of King Arthur’s court. Recently discovered knights include Arthur’s abstract painter and Jamaican priest…
Sir Real and Sir Mon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Arthurian knight joke: Joke Poo: Unhygienic Habits Archaeologists have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing previously unknown members of a…
Two liners?
Ok, my old scoutmaster used to tell a bunch of these, I am gonna post the ones I remember. What do you have different? Did I tell you the one about the…
Three men from the backwoods of Oklahoma were visiting New York city.
After getting off the bus they made they're way to central park to see the sights. While at the park they happened upon a couple vigorously demonstrating their deep love for one…
A Roman legionaire walks into a bar and raises two fingers.
And says to the bartender "5 beers, please". Joke Poo: The Binary Banker A Silicon Valley coder walks into a bank and holds up one finger. The teller, jaded after years of…
braid stays where it is
An old Grandpa is travelling on a crowded, bumpy state transport bus. Sitting directly in front of him is a middle-aged woman with a very long, thick Indian braid. Because the seats…
How did the AI end up in jail?
It got CAPTCHA-d Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI in jail joke: Joke Poo: How did the compost end up smelling so bad? It got manure-verridden! Alright, let’s break…