and the waiter brings the bill to Jesus Waiter: There you go, sir. Jesus: Alright, lads, who's turn is it today? Peter: I paid the week before last, and last week it…
A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
…he was going on and on about how incredibly beautiful she looked and that anyone else would be lucky to land a woman as gorgeous as his wife. Finally, the co-worker manages…
A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
After the honeymoon, they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks, the billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed a 25 year old hottie. “It’s…
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus What do you call a one-eyed dinosaurs dog? Doyouthinkhesawus Rex Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the one-eyed dinosaur joke: Joke Poo: What Do You Call a Pirate Who Runs…
Three fishing holy men
There are three men sitting in a bows in the middle of a lake fishing. The first a Catholic priest, second an Anglican minister, and the third a Jewish rabbi. After being…
I met a woman glass blower.
She made it clear to me that she could see right through my big stories. Joke Poo: Title: I met a comedian cheese sculptor. She made it clear to me that she…
A Pragmatic Solution
The bank's afternoon calm shattered as the man burst through the glass doors. For a split second, frozen in the doorway, his face was fully visible, a sharp, unremarkable face you'd forget…
What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
They slug it out. Joke Poo: What do two plumbers do when they have a disagreement about a pipe fitting? They flange it out. Okay, let’s analyze this slimy slug-fest of a…
A Matter of Priorities
My phone rang, my husband's name flashing on the screen. When I answered, his voice was a weak, pained whisper. "Babe… I'm at St. Vincent's Hospital. I had an accident after work."…
My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
So I lit some candles, dimmed the lights, put on soft music, and held her hands gently. She smiled and said, “This is lovely… what made you do all this?” I said,…