Sadly for him, he gets out of prison in February Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take: Joke Poo: The Software Engineer Did you hear about the software engineer who writes code all…
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court the judge says "I don't usually do this but to set an example, I'm sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That's a week in…
I broke up with my ex, Lorraine. I’m so happy with my new love, Claire Lee.
I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Compost Kings I quit my old gardening job. I’m so much happier with my new one, Earl…
A man is sitting on a park bench enjoying a nice summer day
A woman walks by, stops and asks- pardon me, are you Jewish? The man replies no, I'm not. The woman walks on A minute later the woman comes by and asks again-…
Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the Parrots eat 'em all. Joke Poo: Why is the local sewage treatment plant having an emergency meeting? Because the Turtles are clogging up the system, claiming they were promised a…
Little Johnny’s Great Escape
The kitchen table was buried under a stack of final notices when Little Johnny made his request. "Dad," he began, his voice filled with birthday hope, "for my birthday, can I please…
You know what propaganda is?
When a British person takes a real good look at something. Joke Poo: You know what “Proof Bread” is? When a baker from France waits a little while. Alright, let’s break down…
Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.
I had been looking forward to "Take Your Kid to Work Day" for weeks. My eight-year-old daughter was finally old enough to see where her dad went every day. I pictured her…
Everyone knows about Hermann Göring, one of the worst Nazis from WWII…
…but fewer people know about his brother Finn who was the man who invented foreplay. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Everyone knows…
Mnemonic Device For Remembering The Great Lakes
Lovely Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lake Michigan Lake Huron Lake Superior Lake Ontario Lake Erie Joke Poo: Acronym for Basic Programming Concepts Please Visit Little City Often. Pointers Variables Loops Classes Objects…