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(True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…

What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…

Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

After all, they are now penniless! Joke Poo: The Used Napkin Crisis Original Joke: Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks….

What was the name of the first tailor?

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Euripides? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the tailor joke: Joke Poo: What was the name of the first plumber? Urine-des? Explanation of the changes and why it…

I went to buy tickets for a Kajagoogoo and the tickets are $90

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

I have only got $88 Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo” style, riffing on the original’s setup and punchline: Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis I went to buy fertilizer for my…

USSR. Call to KGB.

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Hello. Is this KGB’s anonymous tip line? Yes Mr. Petrov, what we can do for you? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the USSR/KGB joke, titled “Tech Support.”…

Pinocchio: My nose is over 2 feet

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Geppetto: Fucking liar Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Pinocchio joke: Joke Poo: The Doggone Diagnosis Fido the Dachshund: Doc, my back is nearly dragging on the ground! Veterinarian: You’re…

Took a DNA Test, Found Out I’m Part Swiss

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

I felt pretty neutral about it. Cheesy joke, I know. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the DNA test and Swiss neutrality, aiming for a similar pun-based humor:…

I went to a bookstore recently.

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Stephen King…

A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.

Posted on November 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

– Those are some fine cows you’ve got! How old are they? – The white one? Five years. – And the black one? – The black one, too. – How much milk…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • (True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
  • What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
  • Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
  • What was the name of the first tailor?
  • I went to buy tickets for a Kajagoogoo and the tickets are $90
  • USSR. Call to KGB.
  • Pinocchio: My nose is over 2 feet
  • Took a DNA Test, Found Out I’m Part Swiss
  • I went to a bookstore recently.
  • A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.
  • another Stalin joke
  • A blind man walks into a bar.
  • How many D&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • My wife and I have been married for forty years.
  • Another communism joke
  • A time traveler arrived in ancient Rome and meets 2 brothers.
  • Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
  • A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
  • Death in Teheran
  • A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
  • My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.
  • Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church
  • A blind guy walked into a bar
  • What is a chocolate’s pronouns?
  • A woman walks into a bar …
  • A horse walks into a bar…
  • There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW.
  • A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
  • Before being domesticated by humans, horses made multiple attempts at governing themselves.
  • A communism joke
  • L A Beach #2
  • No strangers… they know the rules
  • ammonia cleaner!
  • Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
  • A View To A Kill/ James Bond
  • Ambassador and the King (an old joke told to me by my grandfather)
  • 1939. Soviet Union.
  • How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?
  • 1937, Soviet Union
  • Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
  • A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political prisoner reading a book.
  • Ivan, gets sent to the Gulag for 20 years after his neighbor, anonymously denounces him as a traitor.
  • What was the cows favourite song?
  • I tried to eat a clock once…
  • A man is telling jokes in a bar
  • Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
  • There’s a term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children
  • An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
  • Three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together.
  • A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand.

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