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What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Choking on plastic Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your sea turtle/lesbian joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do aging male comedians and disposable diapers have in…

Other question jokes besides this 2

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

What other question answer jokes are there besides Joke: Someone said you sound like an Owl Answer: Who? Joke: How do you get an idiot to say How? Answer: How? Okay, here’s…

Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

The villagers decide to hide in a well. The Germans stop near the well. One says, “Where are they?” From the bottom of the well, one villager tries to imitate an echo:…

How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

If one is ever discovered, maybe we can find out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled, well, “Joke Poo,” playing on the original lightbulb joke: Joke Poo: How many…

The long life cowboy

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A cowboy was coming to the end of his life at the age of 101 years old. He great grandson visits him and asks "Grandpappy, how did you do it? You are…

A blonde walks into a bar.

Posted on November 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…

Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…

Posted on November 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for…

What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?

Posted on November 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Yeah, I’m getting the hang of it Joke Poo: What did the Toilet Bowl Cleaner say two weeks into the job? Yeah, I’m really getting down to the bottom of things. Alright,…

It’s the end of The Last Supper…

Posted on November 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

and the waiter brings the bill to Jesus Waiter: There you go, sir. Jesus: Alright, lads, who's turn is it today? Peter: I paid the week before last, and last week it…

A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…

Posted on November 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

…he was going on and on about how incredibly beautiful she looked and that anyone else would be lucky to land a woman as gorgeous as his wife. Finally, the co-worker manages…

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  • What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
  • Other question jokes besides this 2
  • Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
  • How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • The long life cowboy
  • A blonde walks into a bar.
  • Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
  • What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
  • It’s the end of The Last Supper…
  • A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
  • A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
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  • Three fishing holy men
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  • A Pragmatic Solution
  • What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
  • A Matter of Priorities
  • My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
  • An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
  • I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
  • Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
  • How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
  • I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
  • “These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
  • My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
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  • A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
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  • The Ski Trip
  • Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
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  • A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…
  • He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.
  • Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
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  • Golfers are so respectful
  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.

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