As a stocking filler. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the artificial leg joke, aiming for a similar dark humor and surprise: Joke Poo: The Cat’s Christmas Gift Last year I…
I’m starting a research project into bestiality
If you need me, I'll be in the lab. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I’m starting a research project into…
I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils…
which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Original Joke: I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils… which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Joke…
I don’t know why everyone thinks of mobsters as bad guys.
When I was a kid, my next door neighbor who was a mobster would pay me $20 to start his car every morning. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The…
Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic.
I'm still in daniel. Okay, here’s the joke adaptation, titled “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic. I’m still in daniel. Joke Poo: Joke Poo…
I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she…
Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
"Well," the man replied, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Cosmic Recycling”: Title: Cosmic Recycling The Intergalactic…
A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
The boy himself was very greedy in life and felt insulted that he was allowed only one wish. "That's it?" He retorted, "All the stories I've heard about you guys usually involve…
Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck?
Because he's a neck romancer Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck? Because he’s a neck-romancer. Joke Poo: Why does a dog always bury its…
A duck wandered onto my property
Can I just say that I take my property rights very seriously? I warned it. I flagged it. At the end of the day? I used my flamethrower and just cooked it….