They're not silent, they're just waiting for their turn. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the queue joke, titled “Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles”: Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles People…
When I was stranded in the desert I saw three people having sexual intercourse off in the distance…
It was a mirage à trois. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the mirage à trois joke: Joke Poo: The Auditory Illusion When I was isolated in that sensory deprivation tank,…
Johns not having it
John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…
A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….
Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…
A man goes to the registry court office.
Man: I want to change my name. Clerk: Well we have strict rules about that. Here's the form, I'll help you fill it. Reason for name change? Man: I hate it ….
I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries.
It's called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Original Joke: I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries. It’s called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was tough..
But we just clicked Okay, here’s the original joke, and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was…
What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism.
If you wish to join me, show no interest. If you show enthusiasm, you’re out. Original Joke: I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism. If you wish to…