Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker. Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.”…
My buddy served in the army, and I just found out he killed three people. Which is so scary.
Especially since he was a cook. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided “cook” joke, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My cousin became a park ranger, and I just…
Captain’s Bathroom Riddle
A crew is flying a plane.The captain gets up and says to the young co-pilot: “Alright kid, I’m going to take a dump. While I’m gone, think about this — will the…
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal….
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided fox joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s…
[reception] “excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which room am I in”
"Certainly sir, you are in the lobby sir" Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis [Farmer in the barnyard] “Excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which pile is the manure pile?” “Certainly,…
I just found out my ex-wife is having a kidney transplant
Don't worry, she'll be okay. She hasn't rejected an organ in the past 25 years Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on your kidney transplant joke: Joke Poo: New Hard Drive I…
So my buddy called me the other day…
I answered and he said “What’s got a little dick and hangs down?” I replied, “Hm, not sure?” He says “a bat…… but what’s got a big dick and hangs up?” Then…
My friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus…
Not only was I shocked; I was taken aback, flabbergasted, and aghast. (OK it's not new, but it's my favorite). Joke Poo: My toddler accused me of using all of his Play-Doh……
As the ship started sinking, the captain addressed his crew:
"Is anyone here religious?" the captain asked. A crew member spoke up "I am. In fact I pray very often." "That's good," the captain replied. "You can pray while the rest of…