You liver die. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: Being a Procrastinator Being a procrastinator is investing in tomorrow… …to find out you’re already…
I failed the fire safety quiz at work earlier…
I was asked the question, "What steps would you take in an explosion?" Apparently the answer isn't, "Fucking big ones." Joke Poo: Performance Review Prank I failed the company’s new “Empathy and…
A truck carrying a penis for transplant swerved and fell into a hole
Now all the kids call it the ding dong ditch Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Fertilizer Fiasco”: Fertilizer Fiasco A truck carrying a massive load of fertilizer,…
A dentist who lives down the street from me got busted for dealing drugs.
Im in shock because I’ve been going to the guy for 12 years. Never, ever would I have guessed that he’s a dentist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based…
Cheney, about Mamdani:
A Muslim mayor of NYC? Over my dead body! Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the original’s political, confrontational, and slightly absurd tone: Joke Poo: Bezos, about Unions Bezos, about the possibility…
At a poetry competition, there were two finalists!
At a poetry competition, there were two finalists – a university student and an old country bumpkin. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem ending with the word…
The Riverside High
By the river, next to the farm, a cow sits smoking weed. A beaver swims up to it, steps onto the bank, and asks, ‘Hey, cow, what are you doing?’ ‘I’m smoking…
Two nuns, Bridget and Theresa, were on their bikes heading back to the convent in Dublin one night.
“Oh my God Theresa, will ye look at the time! Mother Superior will kill us if we’re late back again!” “Don’t worry” said Theresa, “I know a shortcut”, and she turned down…
Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?
Answer: There are more ducks in that line. Joke Poo: The Data Center Disaster Strange but true: When you see a data center network cable setup with a main trunk line splitting…
What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
Someone who lies in bed at night and wonders if there really is a dog. Joke Poo: What do you get if you cross a vegetarian with an accountant who has a…