Like, WTF. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: Coffee Conundrum There are fewer beans in a “single origin” coffee bag than there are…
A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat…
Before being domesticated by humans, horses made multiple attempts at governing themselves.
Unfortunately, they all failed. In every vote the neighs won. Original Joke: Before being domesticated by humans, horses made multiple attempts at governing themselves. Unfortunately, they all failed. In every vote the…
A communism joke
A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" The farmer, without hesitation, "sure! For communism!" Journalist: "if you have two tractors,…
L A Beach #2
There used to be a place here where you could take any birds you caught on the beach and have them made into sausage. The business took a tern for the wurst….
No strangers… they know the rules
Never had the village seen a storm so strange—one that sang through the streets as though it carried a message no one quite understood. Gonna be a long night, the elders warned,…
ammonia cleaner!
I was at the hardware store and I asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?" He said, "Ammonia cleaner." I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here" Joke…
Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
Because he always accepts cookies. Joke Poo: Why Does the Sewer Worker Always Get Personalized Ads for Diet Plans? Because he always accepts number twos. Alright, let’s dissect this Santa Claus joke!…
A View To A Kill/ James Bond
Back in the 80s I was working on the Bond movie A View To A Kill starring Roger Moore. It was his last movie and he starred opposite Christopher Walken as villian…
Ambassador and the King (an old joke told to me by my grandfather)
The king of a small kingdom is warned by his vizier that an ambassador from a powerful neighbor is asking for an audience. “But sire… he’s a bit grotesque,” the vizier whispers….