The bank's afternoon calm shattered as the man burst through the glass doors. For a split second, frozen in the doorway, his face was fully visible, a sharp, unremarkable face you'd forget…
What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
They slug it out. Joke Poo: What do two plumbers do when they have a disagreement about a pipe fitting? They flange it out. Okay, let’s analyze this slimy slug-fest of a…
A Matter of Priorities
My phone rang, my husband's name flashing on the screen. When I answered, his voice was a weak, pained whisper. "Babe… I'm at St. Vincent's Hospital. I had an accident after work."…
My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
So I lit some candles, dimmed the lights, put on soft music, and held her hands gently. She smiled and said, “This is lovely… what made you do all this?” I said,…
An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
He asks the CFO what they do with leftover bandages, and the CFO says they send them back to the company for an occasional free box. The auditor then asks about leftover…
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles! Joke Poo: Title: How many flushes does it take…? How many flushes does it take to get a pirate ship unblocked? Ten-a-sea! Alright, let’s dissect this ticklish cephalopod gag! Original…
I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
Don't buy it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Plumber’s Dilemma,” inspired by the reverse psychology joke: Title: Plumber’s Dilemma I’m teaching a masterclass on unclogging toilets. …Don’t flush!…
Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
Private: "Of course I'm a man! If I was a mouse I wouldn't be terrified of them!" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the Drill Sergeant joke: Joke Poo: The Performance…
How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
Some arrr and arrr Joke Poo: Original Joke: How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging? Some arrr and arrr. New Joke: How does a toddler unwind after a…
I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
But then it really heated up. Joke Poo: Title: I decided to test the phrase “A watched septic tank never overflows.” It was really disgusting at first. But then it really started…