I felt pretty neutral about it. Cheesy joke, I know. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the DNA test and Swiss neutrality, aiming for a similar pun-based humor:…
I went to a bookstore recently.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Stephen King…
A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.
– Those are some fine cows you’ve got! How old are they? – The white one? Five years. – And the black one? – The black one, too. – How much milk…
another Stalin joke
Why are the people of Ukraine considering erecting a statue in Stalin's honor? … He killed more Russians than any army Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
A blind man walks into a bar.
And then a table, a chair, and finally a wall. Joke Poo: Title: A Clumsy Magician’s Entrance Joke: A magician walks onto a stage. And then a trap door, a disappearing cabinet,…
How many D&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all have darkvision. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s a hardware problem. Alright, let’s break down this D&D lightbulb joke and power…
My wife and I have been married for forty years.
People ask me, "what's your secret?" I say, "It's very simple. We have a ritual, and we never deviate from it. Once a week, every week, we got for a romantic dinner….
Another communism joke
A communist government takes power in the Sahara desert. For 20 years not much happens. Then there is a shortage of sand. Joke Poo: The Silicon Valley Startup A utopian startup, promising…
A time traveler arrived in ancient Rome and meets 2 brothers.
"I am PRIMUS, for I was born first." "I am SECONDUS, for I was born second." "Cool. My name is LIV." The brothers share a stunned glance, look back and say, "Oh…
Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
During Covid I would fart to hide a cough. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” take on the cough/fart joke, aiming for a similar surprise inversion: Joke Poo: Remote Edition Original Joke: Pre-Covid…