A polaroid. Joke Poo: What do you call a drawing of a toilet after Taco Tuesday? …A poop-art-trait! Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you call a…
Why are math books always so stressed?
They have a lot of problems that need to be solved. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the math book joke: Joke Poo: Why is the toilet paper always so insecure?…
Nobody came to my cocktail party
He had a pretty cool story about Polyphemus. I thought he was never going to go home though. Okay, here’s a new joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for…
I just ran into a guy quoting V for Vendetta. You know, the whole “remember, remember the fifth of November,” speech. And I could help but think…
Man, this Guy Fawkes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Guy Fawkes joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Compiler Error I just ran into a guy quoting…
I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
It's a Temu Emu Okay, I understand the challenge! Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your Temu Emu joke, with a new title: Joke Poo: Discount Doggie I just…
Wife says that I’m cheap
But I'm not buying it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Loan Shark Logic”: Title: Loan Shark Logic Man says his loan shark is generous….
I just got accused of mansplaining!
(For women reading this, that means "explaining things to women that I didn't need to explain to them") Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Dogsplaining I just…
We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
My wife and I were at our wits' end with our son's failing math grades. We tried everything: talks, meetings with his public school teacher, rewards—nothing worked. As a final Hail Mary,…
A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “We’d like you to watch us… you know…make love… and tell us if we’re doing it right.” The doctor was…
What did the vampires mother say when he told her he wanted to marry a werewolf?
Over my living dead body! Joke Poo: What did the toilet say to the plunger when he told him he wanted to marry a drain snake? Flush You! I’m not raising some…