Choking on plastic Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your sea turtle/lesbian joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do aging male comedians and disposable diapers have in…
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Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
The villagers decide to hide in a well. The Germans stop near the well. One says, “Where are they?” From the bottom of the well, one villager tries to imitate an echo:…
How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If one is ever discovered, maybe we can find out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled, well, “Joke Poo,” playing on the original lightbulb joke: Joke Poo: How many…
The long life cowboy
A cowboy was coming to the end of his life at the age of 101 years old. He great grandson visits him and asks "Grandpappy, how did you do it? You are…
A blonde walks into a bar.
She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…
Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for…
What did the executioner say two weeks into the job?
Yeah, I’m getting the hang of it Joke Poo: What did the Toilet Bowl Cleaner say two weeks into the job? Yeah, I’m really getting down to the bottom of things. Alright,…
It’s the end of The Last Supper…
and the waiter brings the bill to Jesus Waiter: There you go, sir. Jesus: Alright, lads, who's turn is it today? Peter: I paid the week before last, and last week it…
A guy was bragging to a co-worker about how hot his wife was…
…he was going on and on about how incredibly beautiful she looked and that anyone else would be lucky to land a woman as gorgeous as his wife. Finally, the co-worker manages…