The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises his eyebrow, but he is so amazed that such an…
Alberta Cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for $1000 or one…
By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you free a genie. My friend wasn’t and his wish for “a foot long that’ll please the ladies” was granted.
He now sells hotdogs from a street cart. Joke Poo: The Bard’s Wish By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you summon a fairy. A local…
My friend told me Guru Nanak has millions of worshippers…
But I counted them and there were only Sikhs. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke, keeping the same structure and playing on the misunderstanding: Joke Poo:…
Most probably a rehashed joke, but a good one!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker. Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.”…
My buddy served in the army, and I just found out he killed three people. Which is so scary.
Especially since he was a cook. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided “cook” joke, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My cousin became a park ranger, and I just…
Captain’s Bathroom Riddle
A crew is flying a plane.The captain gets up and says to the young co-pilot: “Alright kid, I’m going to take a dump. While I’m gone, think about this — will the…
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal….
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided fox joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s…
[reception] “excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which room am I in”
"Certainly sir, you are in the lobby sir" Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis [Farmer in the barnyard] “Excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which pile is the manure pile?” “Certainly,…