A couple is having a vicious fight, so they go visit their local LLM to resolve it. The husband types in his side on the argument. The LLM strokes its beard, thinks…
How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The world may never know. Even Scottish scientists won't try the experiment. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a diaper? The world may never know. They’re still debugging…
Why did the lumberjack stay home?
He wasn't felling well. Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to flush the toilet? Because he didn’t want to get bogged down. Alright, let’s chop this joke down to size and…
At a conference on the supernatural…
The afternoon speakers asked the audience, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how manyof you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"…
Boy Saves Cat
One morning, a mom and dad wake up to find their son missing. Extremely worried, the dad tries calling the son's phone several times, to no avail. Then the mom tries ringing,…
Did you hear about the math student who failed his final exam because he omitted 2² from his solution?
It was a four-gone conclusion. Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber who lost his best wrench down the drain while fixing a leaky pipe? He was beside himself. It was…
A woman is pregnant with triplets and gets shot three times
15 years later, one of the boys goes to her mother and says "mum, I was having a piss and a Bulley came out", the mother tells him the story and he…
I’ve got 3″ penis that’s real skinny and comes to a wicked sharp point. No matter, I keep girlfriend satisfied.
I give her my awl! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the given joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Advantage I’ve got a spreadsheet so massive it’s practically infinite,…
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday. With the money he saved by skipping breakfasts, he bought a membership at a local flying club. On…
A guy decides to get married.
— Well, Dad, I’ve decided! I’m gonna get married. — Who’re you gonna marry, son? — Lisa, Mike’s daughter. — Oh, don’t marry her, son, you know… Ah, fine! I’ll admit it…