The kitchen table was buried under a stack of final notices when Little Johnny made his request. "Dad," he began, his voice filled with birthday hope, "for my birthday, can I please…
You know what propaganda is?
When a British person takes a real good look at something. Joke Poo: You know what “Proof Bread” is? When a baker from France waits a little while. Alright, let’s break down…
Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.
I had been looking forward to "Take Your Kid to Work Day" for weeks. My eight-year-old daughter was finally old enough to see where her dad went every day. I pictured her…
Everyone knows about Hermann Göring, one of the worst Nazis from WWII…
…but fewer people know about his brother Finn who was the man who invented foreplay. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Everyone knows…
Mnemonic Device For Remembering The Great Lakes
Lovely Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lake Michigan Lake Huron Lake Superior Lake Ontario Lake Erie Joke Poo: Acronym for Basic Programming Concepts Please Visit Little City Often. Pointers Variables Loops Classes Objects…
Three men find a magical slide.
The slide creates anything from thin air if you yell what it is as you go down. The first man goes down the slide, and yells, "Money!", and millions of gold coins…
Talking with God
A little boy is saying his evening prayers before bed, and talking with God. Boy: "God, what is a million years like to you? " God: "Well, I've always existed, so the…
I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s pun-based structure: Joke Poo: Binary Billionaire I’ve started investing in cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and…
A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company…
A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but…
Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:
“Sell something, and explain your sales strategy.” Sally went first. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and made $30,” she said proudly. “My approach was appealing to people’s sense of community and supporting…