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A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says “humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

The cat smiled and says "You know, you are not going to win this one" Original Joke: A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with…

A guy on a long-haul flight is desperate to use the bathroom.

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

The men’s room is occupied, and he’s doing the potty dance in the aisle. A sympathetic stewardess whispers, "Look, I’ll let you use the ladies' room, but you must promise: Do not…

I keep trying to send emails with photos to my ex from 10 years ago

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think I have attachment issues. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: I Keep Flushing I keep trying to flush the toilet after eating…

What is the difference…

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

…between the genealogist and the gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree, the gynecologist looks up the family bush. Joke Poo: What’s the Difference… What’s the difference between a paleontologist and…

Historians continue to uncover details about the knights of King Arthur’s court. Recently discovered knights include Arthur’s abstract painter and Jamaican priest…

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir Real and Sir Mon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Arthurian knight joke: Joke Poo: Unhygienic Habits Archaeologists have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing previously unknown members of a…

Two liners?

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ok, my old scoutmaster used to tell a bunch of these, I am gonna post the ones I remember. What do you have different? Did I tell you the one about the…

Three men from the backwoods of Oklahoma were visiting New York city.

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

After getting off the bus they made they're way to central park to see the sights. While at the park they happened upon a couple vigorously demonstrating their deep love for one…

A Roman legionaire walks into a bar and raises two fingers.

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

And says to the bartender "5 beers, please". Joke Poo: The Binary Banker A Silicon Valley coder walks into a bank and holds up one finger. The teller, jaded after years of…

braid stays where it is

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

An old Grandpa is travelling on a crowded, bumpy state transport bus. Sitting directly in front of him is a middle-aged woman with a very long, thick Indian braid. Because the seats…

How did the AI end up in jail?

Posted on November 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

It got CAPTCHA-d Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI in jail joke: Joke Poo: How did the compost end up smelling so bad? It got manure-verridden! Alright, let’s break…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says “humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.
  • A guy on a long-haul flight is desperate to use the bathroom.
  • I keep trying to send emails with photos to my ex from 10 years ago
  • What is the difference…
  • Historians continue to uncover details about the knights of King Arthur’s court. Recently discovered knights include Arthur’s abstract painter and Jamaican priest…
  • Two liners?
  • Three men from the backwoods of Oklahoma were visiting New York city.
  • A Roman legionaire walks into a bar and raises two fingers.
  • braid stays where it is
  • How did the AI end up in jail?
  • A guy runs out of petrol
  • Now that the 25-year statute of limitations is up..
  • There was a Biblical scholar named Bob that also was an amazing public speaker…
  • How did the nun pull her lightsaber?
  • Did you hear about extreme camping?
  • How can you convert dollars to pounds?
  • What is it called when you thrown a nun out of the monastery?
  • Little Johnny in Geography Class
  • A man walks into a bar with a bloody nose…
  • A man asks his son what he learned at school today.
  • Four Passengers
  • Lie detector robot
  • 3 Drug dealers and the Prison Warden
  • Our Grandma is 92 years old and still gets around on her own. She writes to my sister:
  • I had a call from a scammer the other day
  • Interrogation Room
  • Why did the blind man fall into the well?
  • Three blondes walk into a bar…
  • Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?
  • I think my French girlfriend wants to adopt a kitten…
  • I used to hate going to weddings.
  • My brother invested his life savings in a farm for milking camels.
  • A rather thin polar bear walks up to a huge, fat polar bear — a local hunting legend.
  • Why do vampires refuse to drink blood of people who just left the church?
  • Buying cigarettes
  • A Scotsman visits his Dutch friend, and they have a contest to know who the stingiest is.
  • A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
  • A man came home unexpectedly to find a friend in bed with his wife.
  • A man walks in to the doctors with genital issues..
  • An interesting thing I learned about bishops last night – they are VERY particular about their travel conditions
  • I wonder…
  • My stoner neighbors got a divorce
  • A man is in a long line at the grocery store
  • Xbox: Help, I’m on fire!
  • What do you call a fear of giants?
  • A cop is investigating a crime at a popular recreational camping area
  • The Golden Screw
  • A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady.
  • So it’s the first day of college, the Dean of Women is finishing up her speech to the female freshman.
  • A teacher calls Little Johnny’s father to complain…

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