He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…
A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
"Please could we get married again in heaven?" "I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't…
A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
As soon as he gets it home, the rooster bangs all of the farmer's hens. The farmer is pretty impressed. After lunch, the rooster does all the hens again. Next day, the…
“Bear with me”
“Is the bear in the room with us” I I I I I I I I’m so sorry this is my favorite joke. Joke Poo: “Client With Me” “Are the clients in…
What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
On the bull, the horns are in front and the asshole is in the back. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a philosophy professor? On…
“Are you taking any medications?”
“Just marijuana, doctor.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Everything.” Joke Poo: Title: Are you taking any precautions? “Just bubble wrap, officer.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Life.” Alright,…
Training Day At The Gas Station
A new gas station clerk was training on his first day and his boss took him outside to see the underground gas tanks. Out of curiosity, the new guy asks "What do…
How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but you do have to wonder how they got there in the first place. Joke Poo: How Many Bacteria Does it Take to Build a City? Trillions, but the real question…
So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.
And I was like "Is this movie about my mother?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Email So, my colleague told me about a company policy where if you…
A young reporter went to a retirement home
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had….