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In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

When you turn 16, you get a text from Andrew. Joke Poo: Space Debris Original: In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen. When…

A man dies and ends up in hell.

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A demon there tells him he can choose from three different rooms to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are being poked and prodded with sharp objects. It looks painful…

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A handful of sheet! Joke Poo: Title: What do you get when you tickle a slug? A handful of slime! Alright, let’s analyze this spectral prank! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you…

Cemetery cold night

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a cold night and George had to work overtime. It's dark, it's cold, and it's a short walk to his apartment building, even shorter if he takes a shortcut through…

What do you call a roasted doll?

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Barbie-Q Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Barbie-Q joke: Title: Joke Poo: A Fishy Situation What do you call a really, really smelly school of fish?…

A man walks into a pharmacy

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks into a pharmacy and says, “Hi, a doctor told me to get some potassium iodide. Do you have any?” The pharmacist replies, “Sorry, we’re all out, but we do…

A couple gets married

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

And they don't know the first thing about sex. The girl decides to call up her mom since she has no other ideas. The mom simply says "take the hardest part of…

If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A WHEREwolf Joke Poo: Original Joke: If Waldo turned into a monster, which one would he turn into? A WHEREwolf New Joke: If the Invisible Man became a chef, what kind of…

How do you know if a ghost has been using your bathroom?

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

It smells like sheet. Joke Poo: Title: How do you know if a zombie has been working on your computer? Joke: It smells like decomposed files. Okay, let’s break down this ghost…

Why does everyone know the Muffin Man but not the Muffin Woman?

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because of the pastriarchy. Joke Poo: Why is the Comedian Always a Man? Why does everyone know the stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnyman,” but not the female stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnywoman”? Because of…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
  • A man dies and ends up in hell.
  • What do you get when you goose a ghost?
  • Cemetery cold night
  • What do you call a roasted doll?
  • A man walks into a pharmacy
  • A couple gets married
  • If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?
  • How do you know if a ghost has been using your bathroom?
  • Why does everyone know the Muffin Man but not the Muffin Woman?
  • A shy Italian girl gets married
  • a stoner, a jedi and emergency room surgeon walk into a bar
  • I bought a Hustler magazine and boy was I disappointed
  • What’s a debt collector’s favourite herb?
  • What’s the most negative month of the year?
  • A Man Is Invited To A Christmas Fancy Dress Party
  • You can’t trust people on Halloween anymore!
  • What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
  • The other day an old guy called about an Australian stick.
  • The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar
  • Good Christians should never use euphemisms for the toilet
  • I went for a swim in France on a blowy day.
  • My masochist girlfriend said, “Choke me!”
  • Ever wondered which service has the toughest troops?
  • A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
  • What do you call a ghosts poop?
  • I just brought a 2nd hand book about pasta.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
  • What dance did the cheese do at the Halloween party?
  • What happens when you’re late for a bris?
  • I’m getting tired of these trick or treaters this evening….
  • Patient: “Doctor! My stool is never solid!”
  • A truck carrying several rhesus moneys overturned.
  • The teacher said, “Steven why don’t you tell the rest of the class something you’re not very good at that begins with the letter N,”
  • Plumber at work
  • What do hillbillies do for Halloween?
  • Driving through the hills of Arkansas I noticed a large herd of cows grazing on a steep hillside pasture and thought
  • I was gonna tell a joke, but um…
  • Graveyard calling
  • What’s the easiest way to get in touch with your inner self??
  • For Halloween this year, I’m wearing pasties and a G-string
  • The singer in Roxette wouldn’t tell me her tennis score…
  • A detective rings the doorbell of an English mansion.
  • I asked my doctor about my prostate health and they gave me thumbs up
  • A  man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
  • Manager to his employee: “This is the 5th day in a row that you’re late to work. What conclusions should I make based on that?”
  • I was told that
  • Why don’t witches like winter?
  • I’m proud to say that I’m an award winning procrastinator.
  • What is the formal scientific term for what the adult film industry calls a “facial?”

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