When you turn 16, you get a text from Andrew. Joke Poo: Space Debris Original: In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen. When…
A man dies and ends up in hell.
A demon there tells him he can choose from three different rooms to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are being poked and prodded with sharp objects. It looks painful…
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet! Joke Poo: Title: What do you get when you tickle a slug? A handful of slime! Alright, let’s analyze this spectral prank! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you…
Cemetery cold night
It was a cold night and George had to work overtime. It's dark, it's cold, and it's a short walk to his apartment building, even shorter if he takes a shortcut through…
What do you call a roasted doll?
A Barbie-Q Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Barbie-Q joke: Title: Joke Poo: A Fishy Situation What do you call a really, really smelly school of fish?…
A man walks into a pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and says, “Hi, a doctor told me to get some potassium iodide. Do you have any?” The pharmacist replies, “Sorry, we’re all out, but we do…
A couple gets married
And they don't know the first thing about sex. The girl decides to call up her mom since she has no other ideas. The mom simply says "take the hardest part of…
If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?
A WHEREwolf Joke Poo: Original Joke: If Waldo turned into a monster, which one would he turn into? A WHEREwolf New Joke: If the Invisible Man became a chef, what kind of…
How do you know if a ghost has been using your bathroom?
It smells like sheet. Joke Poo: Title: How do you know if a zombie has been working on your computer? Joke: It smells like decomposed files. Okay, let’s break down this ghost…
Why does everyone know the Muffin Man but not the Muffin Woman?
Because of the pastriarchy. Joke Poo: Why is the Comedian Always a Man? Why does everyone know the stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnyman,” but not the female stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnywoman”? Because of…