Walk for your lives! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the snail joke: Joke Poo: What did the gardeners yell when a horde of sentient slugs infested the vegetable patch? “Lettuce…
I thought my dentist was trying to rip me off when he said my teeth needed a scale…
but without it, I'd never know they weigh nearly sixty grams. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Surprise I thought my gardener was trying to pull a fast one when he said my prize-winning…
When does December come before November?
In the dictionary. Joke Poo: Title: When Does a Sewer Flow Uphill? Answer: In a reversed drainage diagram. Alright, let’s dissect this linguistic jest and then amp up the humor! Joke Analysis:…
Accidentally put my earbuds through the wash
I tried putting them in rice, but now they sound grainy Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Accidentally Washed the Diapers Accidentally…
Did you hear about the guy who has sex multiple times a day, can read as much as he wants, and still has time to work out?
Sadly for him, he gets out of prison in February Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take: Joke Poo: The Software Engineer Did you hear about the software engineer who writes code all…
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court the judge says "I don't usually do this but to set an example, I'm sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That's a week in…
I broke up with my ex, Lorraine. I’m so happy with my new love, Claire Lee.
I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Compost Kings I quit my old gardening job. I’m so much happier with my new one, Earl…
A man is sitting on a park bench enjoying a nice summer day
A woman walks by, stops and asks- pardon me, are you Jewish? The man replies no, I'm not. The woman walks on A minute later the woman comes by and asks again-…
Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the Parrots eat 'em all. Joke Poo: Why is the local sewage treatment plant having an emergency meeting? Because the Turtles are clogging up the system, claiming they were promised a…
Little Johnny’s Great Escape
The kitchen table was buried under a stack of final notices when Little Johnny made his request. "Dad," he began, his voice filled with birthday hope, "for my birthday, can I please…