So I lit some candles, dimmed the lights, put on soft music, and held her hands gently. She smiled and said, “This is lovely… what made you do all this?” I said,…
An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
He asks the CFO what they do with leftover bandages, and the CFO says they send them back to the company for an occasional free box. The auditor then asks about leftover…
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles! Joke Poo: Title: How many flushes does it take…? How many flushes does it take to get a pirate ship unblocked? Ten-a-sea! Alright, let’s dissect this ticklish cephalopod gag! Original…
I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
Don't buy it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Plumber’s Dilemma,” inspired by the reverse psychology joke: Title: Plumber’s Dilemma I’m teaching a masterclass on unclogging toilets. …Don’t flush!…
Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
Private: "Of course I'm a man! If I was a mouse I wouldn't be terrified of them!" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the Drill Sergeant joke: Joke Poo: The Performance…
How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging?
Some arrr and arrr Joke Poo: Original Joke: How does a pirate unwind after a long day of pillaging? Some arrr and arrr. New Joke: How does a toddler unwind after a…
I decided to test the phrase “a watched pot never boils.” It was really boring at first.
But then it really heated up. Joke Poo: Title: I decided to test the phrase “A watched septic tank never overflows.” It was really disgusting at first. But then it really started…
“These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
“Actually, I used ghee.” “Thanks for clarifying!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your egg joke: Joke Poo: The Art Appraiser “These paintings are exquisite! Were they created…
My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
I said "How can you even say that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Data Deluge My AI assistant said, “Query: ‘Are you currently…
Yo momma is so fat…
When she squirts, it’s called a cheese pull Okay, here’s a new joke based on the “Yo momma” joke, with a similar setup and payoff, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Yo grandpa…