There are three men sitting in a bows in the middle of a lake fishing. The first a Catholic priest, second an Anglican minister, and the third a Jewish rabbi. After being…
I met a woman glass blower.
She made it clear to me that she could see right through my big stories. Joke Poo: Title: I met a comedian cheese sculptor. She made it clear to me that she…
A Pragmatic Solution
The bank's afternoon calm shattered as the man burst through the glass doors. For a split second, frozen in the doorway, his face was fully visible, a sharp, unremarkable face you'd forget…
What do two snails do when they get in a fight?
They slug it out. Joke Poo: What do two plumbers do when they have a disagreement about a pipe fitting? They flange it out. Okay, let’s analyze this slimy slug-fest of a…
A Matter of Priorities
My phone rang, my husband's name flashing on the screen. When I answered, his voice was a weak, pained whisper. "Babe… I'm at St. Vincent's Hospital. I had an accident after work."…
My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
So I lit some candles, dimmed the lights, put on soft music, and held her hands gently. She smiled and said, “This is lovely… what made you do all this?” I said,…
An IRS inspector audits a hospital’s books
He asks the CFO what they do with leftover bandages, and the CFO says they send them back to the company for an occasional free box. The auditor then asks about leftover…
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles! Joke Poo: Title: How many flushes does it take…? How many flushes does it take to get a pirate ship unblocked? Ten-a-sea! Alright, let’s dissect this ticklish cephalopod gag! Original…
I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
Don't buy it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Plumber’s Dilemma,” inspired by the reverse psychology joke: Title: Plumber’s Dilemma I’m teaching a masterclass on unclogging toilets. …Don’t flush!…
Drill Seargent: “WHAT ARE YOU A MAN? OR A MOUSE?”
Private: "Of course I'm a man! If I was a mouse I wouldn't be terrified of them!" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the Drill Sergeant joke: Joke Poo: The Performance…