Bartender calls 911 to report an attempted murder. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Sheryl Crow/Russell Crowe joke: Joke Poo: Elon’s Landing Elon Musk and Keanu Reeves…
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
He spotted a woman ahead and asked, “Excuse me, could you help me? I’m not sure what hole I’m on.” She smiled politely and said, “You’re one hole behind me. I’m on…
In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
When you turn 16, you get a text from Andrew. Joke Poo: Space Debris Original: In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen. When…
A man dies and ends up in hell.
A demon there tells him he can choose from three different rooms to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are being poked and prodded with sharp objects. It looks painful…
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet! Joke Poo: Title: What do you get when you tickle a slug? A handful of slime! Alright, let’s analyze this spectral prank! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you…
Cemetery cold night
It was a cold night and George had to work overtime. It's dark, it's cold, and it's a short walk to his apartment building, even shorter if he takes a shortcut through…
What do you call a roasted doll?
A Barbie-Q Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Barbie-Q joke: Title: Joke Poo: A Fishy Situation What do you call a really, really smelly school of fish?…
A man walks into a pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and says, “Hi, a doctor told me to get some potassium iodide. Do you have any?” The pharmacist replies, “Sorry, we’re all out, but we do…
A couple gets married
And they don't know the first thing about sex. The girl decides to call up her mom since she has no other ideas. The mom simply says "take the hardest part of…
If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?
A WHEREwolf Joke Poo: Original Joke: If Waldo turned into a monster, which one would he turn into? A WHEREwolf New Joke: If the Invisible Man became a chef, what kind of…