It severely messed up my alignment. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I recently hit a really big milestone! It severely messed…
If you Don’t Love your Job…
Take a mortgage. You'll Start Loving it. Take Another mortgage, You'll Start Loving your Boss as well. Get Married and you'll Start Loving your Office Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…
Common cents
Walked into a Loves truck stop a little after Covid. They had a sign saying to use exact change due to the shortage of coins. I ask the lady at the counter,…
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Because he was stuffed! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why couldn’t the septic tank handle Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was too full of it! Okay, let’s…
My wife going deaf?
An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her. The doctor says,…
The battlefield quickly turns into an orgy.
Cupid: sorry! These are the only arrows I have. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Potting Shed Debacle The community garden quickly became… fertilizer central. The Gardener: Sorry! These are…
When he was a lad, James Corden said he’d be a famous comedian when he grew up, and everyone laughed at him.
Nobody's laughing now. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Crypto King When he was a teen, Billy said he’d be a crypto billionaire by the time he was thirty, and everyone invested…
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting…
Just had a holiday miracle!!!
I'm so happy. I just learned the most amazing news guys. My grandmother is alive! She didn't die 9 years ago, she was just stuck in South America without her passport of…
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar….
The Bartender asks: "Will you all be having beers?" The first logicians says: "I don't know." The second logicians says: "I don't know." The third logicians says: "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Shy…