… is a man who can play bagpipes, but doesn’t. Joke Poo: The Martian’s Definition of Fine Art … is a form of cosmic expression a Xylar can produce, but chooses not…
I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…
A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here." And the priest says, "Get out of here….
In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
After D-Day, a general wanted to commemorate the victory to keep momentum of the troops. He chose an imposing statue of a soldier made entirely from melted bullet casings collected from the…
A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
The man cheerfully replies “That’s okay, I’m 41. I should be getting my adult knees any day now!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original kidney joke:…
World used to be better, we could have 1 steak every week, only with minimum wage
Today we cant have it anymore because they put security cameras in the supermarket Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: Digital Nomad…
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcunow. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What works faster than a calculator? A calcunow. New Joke (Joke Poo): What cleans faster than a pressure washer? A pressurewisher! Okay, let’s break down this…
A man dies and goes to hell
Demon offers him three rooms to spend eternity in. First room is filled with burning people. Second room has people been skinned alive. Third room has a big line of naked people…
I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
So I've enrolled on a basic woodworking course. He did look concerned when I told him it will probably take me a couple of months to produce. Joke Poo: I Joined a…
I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
I'm all right though. Just soft tissue damage. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I just slipped on a pile of discarded diapers. Ew! I’m mostly okay though. Just…