Doctor: "You need to get your shit together." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Cloud’s Dilemma Cloud Engineer: “My cloud infrastructure… it’s…
A truck carrying several rhesus moneys overturned.
October 29, 2025 A truck carrying several rhesus monkeys overturned Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 59 north of Heidelberg, Mississippi, setting off a frantic search after multiple animals escaped from their crates. According…
The teacher said, “Steven why don’t you tell the rest of the class something you’re not very good at that begins with the letter N,”
so I said, "spelling." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on that joke: Joke Poo: The Algorithm’s Achilles Heel The tech lead asked, “Okay Algorithm X, let’s identify a…
Plumber at work
The plumber was working on a job in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I take a bath while you’re having your…
What do hillbillies do for Halloween?
Pump kin. Joke Poo: What do Baristas do for Halloween? Original Joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin. New Joke (Joke Poo): What do Baristas do for Halloween? Spice Latte….
Driving through the hills of Arkansas I noticed a large herd of cows grazing on a steep hillside pasture and thought
Those cows must have strong calves Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Tech Support Troubles”: Title: Tech Support Troubles I was on a Zoom call with my elderly grandmother,…
I was gonna tell a joke, but um…
Tss.. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Title: Joke Poo I was gonna tell a joke about fertilizer, but… Pooof …It stinks! Alright, let’s break down…
Graveyard calling
A man has gotten a new job, and is pulling himself out of a financially difficult time. He has no car, so he has to walk to work. By cutting through an…
What’s the easiest way to get in touch with your inner self??
Single-ply toilet paper Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What’s the fastest way to connect to your future self? … High-speed internet…
For Halloween this year, I’m wearing pasties and a G-string
I’m dressing as my paycheck. It doesn’t cover much. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Grocery Bill Blues For Halloween this year, I’m going to be wearing…