Cause I’m about to bang you on the table! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Damn WiFi! Damn WiFi! Are you my car keys? Because I’ve…
What’s the French navy’s motto?
A l'eau, c'est l'heure! Okay, here’s the original joke: What’s the French navy’s motto? A l’eau, c’est l’heure! (To the water, it’s time!) And here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Astronaut’s…
how do you get four drunken Minnesotans to get out of the pool?
you say: "excuse me, could you folks please get out of the pool" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: A Bee’s Breakfast Buffet How…
The Three Engineers and the Lamp
An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car when it suddenly breaks down. The electrical engineer suggests, "I think it must be a problem with…
My wives
My first wife was a banker. Then I married a circus ringleader. After that I married a preacher. And finally, now I'm married to a funeral director. Why such diverse careers you…
What’s worse than a thumb up your bum during a prostate exam?
A second hand on your shoulders. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Trust a Magician’s Bathroom What’s worse than pulling a handkerchief out of…
A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. “Honey,” she says, “I need you to make an extra stop.”
"What do we need?" he asks. "Well," she begins, "remember that video we watched about the elderly father who wouldn't use his cane, so the daughter and son-in-law pretended to use a…
A farmer finds magic beans at the farmers market one day.
When he buys them, the seller informs him he must use fresh materials to grow them. He does so and lo, a magic bean stalk sprouts from his field! When he eats…
New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where
Minneapolis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt. Original Joke (re-stated for clarity): New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big…
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They…