When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…
Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
After all, they are now penniless! Joke Poo: The Used Napkin Crisis Original Joke: Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks….
What was the name of the first tailor?
Euripides? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the tailor joke: Joke Poo: What was the name of the first plumber? Urine-des? Explanation of the changes and why it…
I went to buy tickets for a Kajagoogoo and the tickets are $90
I have only got $88 Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo” style, riffing on the original’s setup and punchline: Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis I went to buy fertilizer for my…
USSR. Call to KGB.
Hello. Is this KGB’s anonymous tip line? Yes Mr. Petrov, what we can do for you? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the USSR/KGB joke, titled “Tech Support.”…
Pinocchio: My nose is over 2 feet
Geppetto: Fucking liar Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Pinocchio joke: Joke Poo: The Doggone Diagnosis Fido the Dachshund: Doc, my back is nearly dragging on the ground! Veterinarian: You’re…
Took a DNA Test, Found Out I’m Part Swiss
I felt pretty neutral about it. Cheesy joke, I know. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the DNA test and Swiss neutrality, aiming for a similar pun-based humor:…
I went to a bookstore recently.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Stephen King…
A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.
– Those are some fine cows you’ve got! How old are they? – The white one? Five years. – And the black one? – The black one, too. – How much milk…