You say Dubai, I say hello. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Dubai joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo You enjoy cleaning up after puppies… You say doo-doo, I…
A courier in Alexander the Great’s court
came across an old man eating honey in the town square. The man had a big pot of honey in front of him and was spooning it into his mouth. The courier…
I’m not Haydn the fact
that it’s hard to Handel all these puns. Okay, I’m game! Original Joke: I’m not Haydn the fact that it’s hard to Handel all these puns. Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet Scandal I’m…
Who do you call for Catholic emergencies?
Nun one one Original Joke: Who do you call for Catholic emergencies? Nun one one. Joke Poo: What’s Your Beef? What do you call a cow having a hard time giving birth?…
Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail?
Because he's "in-a-cent". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that Abraham Lincoln joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Sewer Worker Get Promoted? Because he was “outstanding in his…
Did you know that before the invention of the crow bar….
…crows generally used to drink at home Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Worm Casts”: Worm Casts Did you know that before the invention of the miniature wheelbarrow……
OK, jokes first heard in Primary School (YRS 3 to 6)
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung…… Reddit, do YOUR best/worst 🙂 Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original: Joke Poo: The Code Dump What’s blue and sounds like…
When I was 9, I learned that I could talk to animals.
They just have no clue what I’m saying. Joke Poo: When I Tried Baking When I was 12, I learned I could make my own bread. Turns out, everyone can. It’s just……
A penguin’s car starts to feel a little weird when he’s driving it so he takes it to a mechanic…
The mechanic takes it in and lets him know that it will be a few hours before he’s able to get it fixed and to just stay around the area. The penguin…
A Solemn Question
The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…