He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so…
Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. Joke Poo: Original: Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable? Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. New Joke:…
They call me a fireman.
Cuz I turn on the hoes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “fireman” joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Gardener”: Joke Poo: The Gardener They call me a…
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
Choking on plastic Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your sea turtle/lesbian joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do aging male comedians and disposable diapers have in…
Other question jokes besides this 2
What other question answer jokes are there besides Joke: Someone said you sound like an Owl Answer: Who? Joke: How do you get an idiot to say How? Answer: How? Okay, here’s…
Two Germans in WWII are chasing two villagers.
The villagers decide to hide in a well. The Germans stop near the well. One says, “Where are they?” From the bottom of the well, one villager tries to imitate an echo:…
How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If one is ever discovered, maybe we can find out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled, well, “Joke Poo,” playing on the original lightbulb joke: Joke Poo: How many…
The long life cowboy
A cowboy was coming to the end of his life at the age of 101 years old. He great grandson visits him and asks "Grandpappy, how did you do it? You are…
A blonde walks into a bar.
She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…
Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for…