But then it really heated up. Joke Poo: Title: I decided to test the phrase “A watched septic tank never overflows.” It was really disgusting at first. But then it really started…
“These eggs are delicious! Did you cook them in butter?”
“Actually, I used ghee.” “Thanks for clarifying!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your egg joke: Joke Poo: The Art Appraiser “These paintings are exquisite! Were they created…
My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?”
I said "How can you even say that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Data Deluge My AI assistant said, “Query: ‘Are you currently…
Yo momma is so fat…
When she squirts, it’s called a cheese pull Okay, here’s a new joke based on the “Yo momma” joke, with a similar setup and payoff, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Yo grandpa…
What’s the worlds rudest texture?
Bumpyness Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the texture joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo What’s the world’s most passive-aggressive bathroom fixture? …A talking toilet seat that only sighs…
A Medical Mystery
An elderly woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a very embarrassing problem. I can't stop farting. They're completely silent and have no odor, but it's constant. In fact,…
What did the blind girl say after falling into a well?
I couldn't see that well. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say after landing on a toilet planet? I couldn’t see that stool. Alright, let’s break down this…
Why did Noah have to rush to complete his ark?
He was so focused on gathering the animals two by two, that he had neglected to gather 2x4s Joke Poo: Why Did the Astronaut Bring So Much Toilet Paper to Mars? He…
What do you call a deer with no eye?
Bamb Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original “Bamb” joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a pile of compost with no “o”? …Compst. Alright, let’s analyze this deer-lightful…
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Spain.
He sees a man at the next table savoring a magnificent dish two giant meat balls. Curious, he asks the waiter, "What is that?" The waiter beams: "Ah, señor, Our rare delicacy!…