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My friends call me a renaissance man because I appreciate all the arts…

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

from classic straight films to avant-garde gay cinema to animated furry documentaries. Yeah, I'mma jerk off all trades. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, keeping the spirit of the original while changing…

What do you get when combining a hedgehog and an octopus?

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Withdrawn funding and a visit from the research ethics committee. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you get when combining…

The Tax Tip Off

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

The tax office suspected a fishing boat owner was not paying proper wages to his crew and sent an agent to investigate. The agent approaches the boat and find a man working,…

A Horse is watching tv one night…

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…

The Curve of Life

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf.   At age…

A weasel walks into a bar

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…

Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…

Three old men are having a conversation.

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…

What are a snake’s pronouns?

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…

The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.

Posted on November 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My friends call me a renaissance man because I appreciate all the arts…
  • What do you get when combining a hedgehog and an octopus?
  • The Tax Tip Off
  • A Horse is watching tv one night…
  • The Curve of Life
  • A weasel walks into a bar
  • Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?
  • Three old men are having a conversation.
  • What are a snake’s pronouns?
  • The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.
  • What do you call it when a man is obsessed with his mother’s cooking?
  • What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
  • (True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
  • What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
  • Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
  • What was the name of the first tailor?
  • I went to buy tickets for a Kajagoogoo and the tickets are $90
  • USSR. Call to KGB.
  • Pinocchio: My nose is over 2 feet
  • Took a DNA Test, Found Out I’m Part Swiss
  • I went to a bookstore recently.
  • A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.
  • another Stalin joke
  • A blind man walks into a bar.
  • How many D&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • My wife and I have been married for forty years.
  • Another communism joke
  • A time traveler arrived in ancient Rome and meets 2 brothers.
  • Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
  • A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
  • Death in Teheran
  • A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
  • My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.
  • Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church
  • A blind guy walked into a bar
  • What is a chocolate’s pronouns?
  • A woman walks into a bar …
  • A horse walks into a bar…
  • There are fewer syllables in the phrase world wide web than in its abbreviation WWW.
  • A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
  • Before being domesticated by humans, horses made multiple attempts at governing themselves.
  • A communism joke
  • L A Beach #2
  • No strangers… they know the rules
  • ammonia cleaner!
  • Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
  • A View To A Kill/ James Bond
  • Ambassador and the King (an old joke told to me by my grandfather)
  • 1939. Soviet Union.
  • How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?

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