…like my name, address, and telephone number Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” focusing on a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo Ever…
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
The Pope greets them kindly, but Grumpy raises his hand and asks, “Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?” The Pope smiles. “No, my son, I don’t think so.”…
Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…
I guess it's because they aren't being minted anymore. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Expired Honey”: Joke Poo: Expired Honey Nowadays, honey tastes awful. Back in the day it used…
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”
That's like humans having a city called "LiverPool". Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the radiator joke: Joke Poo: Battery Borough Electric cars are becoming increasingly reliant on their batteries, arguably…
How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?
They both come on little white crackers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Michael Jackson joke: Title: Joke Poo How is a Bitcoin transaction like a public…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
Irony on wheels….ok seriously…I had a seizure (im fine i was born with epilepsy survived it 58 years now) so any ways,,,, some one calls 911 and what do the do to…
I got complimented on my parking today
Somebody left me a note saying ‘parking fine’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Compliment I got a compliment on my composting skills today. Somebody left…
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They are calling it the Apollo G. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original NASA joke, titled “Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition”: Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition Elon Musk…
A physicist is walking past a building…
…when he looks up and sees a man on a ledge, about to jump. The physicist cries out "Don't do it! You have so much potential!" Joke Poo: The Dog Trainer A…