They both come on little white crackers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Michael Jackson joke: Title: Joke Poo How is a Bitcoin transaction like a public…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
Irony on wheels….ok seriously…I had a seizure (im fine i was born with epilepsy survived it 58 years now) so any ways,,,, some one calls 911 and what do the do to…
I got complimented on my parking today
Somebody left me a note saying ‘parking fine’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Compliment I got a compliment on my composting skills today. Somebody left…
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They are calling it the Apollo G. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original NASA joke, titled “Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition”: Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition Elon Musk…
A physicist is walking past a building…
…when he looks up and sees a man on a ledge, about to jump. The physicist cries out "Don't do it! You have so much potential!" Joke Poo: The Dog Trainer A…
A mistress is like a grenade.
If she has no ring, don't hold onto her for long. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: A Landmine A job offer is…
Sorry Alliens
Did you hear. NASA is launching new satellite to say sorry to Alliens. Apprently they are calling it: 'Apollo G' Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Regretful Robots Did you hear? Google…
The Skinny Lumberjack
A very thin fellow wandered into a lumberjacking outfit’s personnel office and announced that he was looking for a job. The hiring manager looked the guy over and said, “You don’t look…
What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
One is pretty butch, but the other is a little butcher! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a constipated mathematician and a garden full of aggressive snails? One has a problem with…