John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…
A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….
Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…
A man goes to the registry court office.
Man: I want to change my name. Clerk: Well we have strict rules about that. Here's the form, I'll help you fill it. Reason for name change? Man: I hate it ….
I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries.
It's called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Original Joke: I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries. It’s called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was tough..
But we just clicked Okay, here’s the original joke, and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was…
What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism.
If you wish to join me, show no interest. If you show enthusiasm, you’re out. Original Joke: I have decided to create a new political movement called apatheticism. If you wish to…
Peeing with an erection isn’t impossible
It’s just hard. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the erection joke, playing with a similar setup and twist: Joke Poo: Writing with a Toddler Isn’t Impossible It’s just terrible. Okay,…
The UK government aims to reduce it’s huge driving test backlog by using military examiners for up to 6500 tests. It’s easy to pass with one of them, you just take the first left…
left, left right left. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The AI Therapist Therapists are struggling to cope with a massive backlog of patients needing help after the pandemic. A new AI…