The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!" And the man says, "Is that all lower case?" Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma…
A 9-year-old and 6-year old brother are in their room one morning.
The 9-year-old says to his younger brother, "You know what, I think's it's about time we start swearing!" He likes the idea, and his older brother says, "Okay, we'll go downstairs for…
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all in labour.
After many hours, a nurse comes out to see the first coach. "Your wife just finished giving birth! Both she and the baby are fine! A healthy baby boy!" the nurse said….
Why cant Amish people play baseball?…
Because they swing! And Amish! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Amish baseball joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Did the Scarecrow Get Fired from the Orchestra?…
Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous
A bunch of guys are sitting in a circle. One man says "Hello everyone, welcome to Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous. Now, I can tell you're all in a dark place right…
If two meth addicts are going out…
Does that count as speed dating? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the speed dating joke: Joke Poo: If two paleontologists are going out… Does that count as…
Have you heard that they stopped making pennies?
The Treasury said they just didn't make sense anymore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” building off the original penny joke: Joke Poo: Have you heard they stopped training pigeons…
Cheetos and Doritos are going dye free.
Redditors who repost the “Doctor, why is my penis orange?” joke are devastated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Plant-based chicken nuggets are going fully unseasoned. Vegan influencers who…
Con Man, Conned
I was heading toward my usual bar on a freezing afternoon. The kind of cold that makes most people curl into themselves and grip their coats tight. I didn’t mind. When you’ve…
Why is Santa’s sack so large?
He only comes once per year… Joke Poo: Why is the Librarian’s late fee so high? She only checks books once per year… (to update the fines). Okay, let’s break down this…