… he'd run off after getting the geography teacher pregnant on the same day a development company bought the playing fields to build offices. Her bus caught fire and there was a…
Why should you never brew coffee for a fortnight?
Because then it would be too weak. Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Compost Cabbage for a Fortnight Why should you never compost cabbage for a fortnight? Because then it would be too…
Ive renamed my toilet Jim instead of John
So when I say I go to the Jim everyday people are impressed! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, playing with the same pun/wordplay structure:…
The animals were making snacks to take to the cinema…
The hedgehog mixes half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of treacle, then asks “what type of corn should we take for our cinema snack?” “Pop-“ goes the weasel. Joke…
A frog and a chicken go to the library….
…. They get nothing done! All the chicken says is “book book book”. All the frog says is “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit.” Joke Poo: A Landlord and a Vacuum Cleaner Visit a Dating…
The Medical Exam
A guy has been in severe pain all over his body for months. Nothing has helped. At yet another follow-up, he unloads on his doctor. “Doc, I’ve had CT scans, MRIs, X-rays,…
A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.
The doctor says, "I have a solution. Let's tape it to your left leg so nobody notices the bulge." The man leaves the clinic, sees a woman, and whoosh, his left leg…
Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
Call that economy-yaki Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Japanese restaurant joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Thinking of starting a low-cost sewage treatment plant… Call that econo-poo. Alright,…
Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator
Like maybe try some other colors, dude Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Mick Jagger joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Gordon Ramsay: culinary genius, disastrous accountant. Because, at the…
I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but my weapons keep breaking.
It's Hylian convenient. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Setup: I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but…