A bunch of guys are sitting in a circle. One man says "Hello everyone, welcome to Dungeons and Dragons Addicts Anonymous. Now, I can tell you're all in a dark place right…
If two meth addicts are going out…
Does that count as speed dating? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the speed dating joke: Joke Poo: If two paleontologists are going out… Does that count as…
Have you heard that they stopped making pennies?
The Treasury said they just didn't make sense anymore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” building off the original penny joke: Joke Poo: Have you heard they stopped training pigeons…
Cheetos and Doritos are going dye free.
Redditors who repost the “Doctor, why is my penis orange?” joke are devastated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Plant-based chicken nuggets are going fully unseasoned. Vegan influencers who…
Con Man, Conned
I was heading toward my usual bar on a freezing afternoon. The kind of cold that makes most people curl into themselves and grip their coats tight. I didn’t mind. When you’ve…
Why is Santa’s sack so large?
He only comes once per year… Joke Poo: Why is the Librarian’s late fee so high? She only checks books once per year… (to update the fines). Okay, let’s break down this…
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, keeping the spirit and structure: Joke Poo: The Grocery Bargain What grocery store promotion gets you…
People often say that the last four letters in “queue” are silent
They're not silent, they're just waiting for their turn. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the queue joke, titled “Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles”: Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles People…
When I was stranded in the desert I saw three people having sexual intercourse off in the distance…
It was a mirage à trois. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the mirage à trois joke: Joke Poo: The Auditory Illusion When I was isolated in that sensory deprivation tank,…
Johns not having it
John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…