Two cowboys are out riding on their horses when they see a tree covered in bacon in the distance. They decide to investigate. As they get closer "BANG BANG"! They're both shot…
What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
I don't know either, but you will get a bug that says grace before eating your house. Joke Poo: What do you call a sentient toilet paper roll? I don’t know either,…
I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
And when I returned to the car, it had become a Ford Fiesta Joke Poo: Title: I left a box of probiotics in my sourdough starter… And when I checked back the…
Chapter and Verse
So this sweet old church lady comes home one night… and finds a burglar right there in her living room. She doesn’t scream, she doesn’t panic — with righteous certainty she just…
I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
She didn't appreciate my cake made with all-porpoise flour. Original Joke: I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo. She didn’t appreciate my cake made with all-porpoise flour. Joke…
A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…
A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
"Please could we get married again in heaven?" "I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't…
A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
As soon as he gets it home, the rooster bangs all of the farmer's hens. The farmer is pretty impressed. After lunch, the rooster does all the hens again. Next day, the…
“Bear with me”
“Is the bear in the room with us” I I I I I I I I’m so sorry this is my favorite joke. Joke Poo: “Client With Me” “Are the clients in…
What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
On the bull, the horns are in front and the asshole is in the back. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a philosophy professor? On…