He only comes once per year… Joke Poo: Why is the Librarian’s late fee so high? She only checks books once per year… (to update the fines). Okay, let’s break down this…
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, keeping the spirit and structure: Joke Poo: The Grocery Bargain What grocery store promotion gets you…
People often say that the last four letters in “queue” are silent
They're not silent, they're just waiting for their turn. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the queue joke, titled “Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles”: Joke Poo: Grammar Giggles People…
When I was stranded in the desert I saw three people having sexual intercourse off in the distance…
It was a mirage à trois. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the mirage à trois joke: Joke Poo: The Auditory Illusion When I was isolated in that sensory deprivation tank,…
Johns not having it
John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…
A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….
Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…
A man goes to the registry court office.
Man: I want to change my name. Clerk: Well we have strict rules about that. Here's the form, I'll help you fill it. Reason for name change? Man: I hate it ….
I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries.
It's called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Original Joke: I wrote a poem about the hayfever I get whenever I visit rural cemeteries. It’s called Allergy-ridden in a Country Churchyard. Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was tough..
But we just clicked Okay, here’s the original joke, and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My girlfriend is from a southern African tribe. When we met the language barrier was…