I work in a graveyard Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original graveyard joke: Joke Poo: I’m Flush With Success I have an entry-level job that handles millions of…
Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
Urethra Franklin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Constellation Contemplation”: Joke Poo: Constellation Contemplation Who puts the “U” in C-O-N-S-T-E-L-L-A-T-I-O-N? … Ursa Major. Alright, let’s break down this joke:…
The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane
They came to the potencial site of the crash and there it was – a wrecked airplane on a desserted island, with a lone survivor, gnawing the last meat from the last…
“Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”
“Well, I bring a lot to the table.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and wordplay: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst “Why do you think you’d excel…
I just took a great hiking class
We covered a lot of ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your hiking joke: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just started a potty-training class for my…
Serious question
If a red head loses their temper…. Does that make them a gingersnap? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the redhead joke, focusing on a different characteristic and…
The Scottish definition of a gentleman…
… is a man who can play bagpipes, but doesn’t. Joke Poo: The Martian’s Definition of Fine Art … is a form of cosmic expression a Xylar can produce, but chooses not…
I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…
A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here." And the priest says, "Get out of here….
In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
After D-Day, a general wanted to commemorate the victory to keep momentum of the troops. He chose an imposing statue of a soldier made entirely from melted bullet casings collected from the…