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Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

The whole town was delighted Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the clown blackout joke with a focus on a different character causing chaos in a different setting: Joke Poo: Did you…

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

…like my name, address, and telephone number Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” focusing on a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo Ever…

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Pope greets them kindly, but Grumpy raises his hand and asks, “Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?” The Pope smiles. “No, my son, I don’t think so.”…

Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I guess it's because they aren't being minted anymore. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Expired Honey”: Joke Poo: Expired Honey Nowadays, honey tastes awful. Back in the day it used…

A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

That's like humans having a city called "LiverPool". Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the radiator joke: Joke Poo: Battery Borough Electric cars are becoming increasingly reliant on their batteries, arguably…

How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They both come on little white crackers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Michael Jackson joke: Title: Joke Poo How is a Bitcoin transaction like a public…

I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…

As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Irony on wheels….ok seriously…I had a seizure (im fine i was born with epilepsy survived it 58 years now) so any ways,,,, some one calls 911 and what do the do to…

I got complimented on my parking today

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Somebody left me a note saying ‘parking fine’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Compliment I got a compliment on my composting skills today. Somebody left…

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

Posted on November 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They are calling it the Apollo G. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original NASA joke, titled “Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition”: Joke Poo: SpaceX Edition Elon Musk…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?
  • Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
  • Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…
  • A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”
  • How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
  • I got complimented on my parking today
  • NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
  • A physicist is walking past a building…
  • A mistress is like a grenade.
  • Sorry Alliens
  • The Skinny Lumberjack
  • What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
  • I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • A family goes on vacation to the beach in southern Mexico.
  • What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?
  • A man adopts a stray dog.
  • An alcoholic read an article on the dangers of drinking alcohol and decided it was finally time to quit…
  • The wife is calling her husband at work.
  • Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.
  • A guy’s wife comes into the room and says to her husband, “What the hell are you doing? I thought you were going to fix the sink!”
  • What do you call a photo of an old person?
  • Why are math books always so stressed?
  • Nobody came to my cocktail party
  • I just ran into a guy quoting V for Vendetta. You know, the whole “remember, remember the fifth of November,” speech. And I could help but think…
  • I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
  • Wife says that I’m cheap
  • I just got accused of mansplaining!
  • We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
  • A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
  • What did the vampires mother say when he told her he wanted to marry a werewolf?
  • Being an alcoholic is gambling with your life.
  • I failed the fire safety quiz at work earlier…
  • A truck carrying a penis for transplant swerved and fell into a hole
  • A dentist who lives down the street from me got busted for dealing drugs.
  • Cheney, about Mamdani:
  • At a poetry competition, there were two finalists!
  • The Riverside High
  • Two nuns, Bridget and Theresa, were on their bikes heading back to the convent in Dublin one night.
  • Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?
  • What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
  • The professor of medicine is teaching the students about dissection
  • Am I the first person you have ever slept with?
  • Describe your love life in two words.
  • Cop understood the assignment.
  • Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
  • Teacher and her 3 boy students:

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