A communist government takes power in the Sahara desert. For 20 years not much happens. Then there is a shortage of sand. Joke Poo: The Silicon Valley Startup A utopian startup, promising…
A time traveler arrived in ancient Rome and meets 2 brothers.
"I am PRIMUS, for I was born first." "I am SECONDUS, for I was born second." "Cool. My name is LIV." The brothers share a stunned glance, look back and say, "Oh…
Pre-Covid I would cough to hide a fart
During Covid I would fart to hide a cough. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” take on the cough/fart joke, aiming for a similar surprise inversion: Joke Poo: Remote Edition Original Joke: Pre-Covid…
A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
He's distraught to find the rabbit is dead. Another car pulls up, and the driver, a blonde, tells him not to worry. She goes to her car, gets a spray can, and…
Death in Teheran
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master…
A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
… and a fox comes along. The fox says, “What are you doing?” The cat says, “I’m getting high, man.” The fox responds, “What do you mean?” Rather than explain it to…
My friend told me how hard it was living with aphantasia.
I replied that I couldn’t even imagine what that must be like. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “The Chef’s Constraint”: Title: The Chef’s Constraint My…
Little Johnny listening to mommy and daddy after church
Dad: oh I can’t believe how terrible that preacher was, and he just went on and on. Mom: oh and the music too, that choir director must be hard of hearing. What…
A blind guy walked into a bar
He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…
What is a chocolate’s pronouns?
her/she Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the chocolate pronoun joke: Joke Poo: What is a garden’s pronouns? …His/Soil Okay, let’s break down this joke: Analysis: Core Element 1: Pronouns. The…