A little boy is saying his evening prayers before bed, and talking with God. Boy: "God, what is a million years like to you? " God: "Well, I've always existed, so the…
I’ve started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s pun-based structure: Joke Poo: Binary Billionaire I’ve started investing in cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and…
A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company…
A man is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but…
Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present their weekend homework assignment:
“Sell something, and explain your sales strategy.” Sally went first. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and made $30,” she said proudly. “My approach was appealing to people’s sense of community and supporting…
There’s a nun
having a bath and she hears a knock on the door she's a bit worried so she shouts out, "who is it?" And he says, "it's the blind man." She said, "well,…
Two old men are playing golf
-These hills are way steeper when they used to be when we were young. -And the distances between holes are way greater than I remember -Oh, yes, and the clubs… the clubs…
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with an iron bladder? Rusty Alright, let’s get to work! Dissection of the Original Joke: Setup: “What do you call a man with…
A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so…
Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable?
Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. Joke Poo: Original: Why is the outcome of a custard pie fight so unpredictable? Because no flan survives contact with the enemy. New Joke:…
They call me a fireman.
Cuz I turn on the hoes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “fireman” joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Gardener”: Joke Poo: The Gardener They call me a…