When he buys them, the seller informs him he must use fresh materials to grow them. He does so and lo, a magic bean stalk sprouts from his field! When he eats…
New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where
Minneapolis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt. Original Joke (re-stated for clarity): New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big…
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They…
What did the clitoris say to the vulva?
“It’s all good in the hood!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What did the Toilet Bowl say to the Septic…
I recently hit a really big milestone!
It severely messed up my alignment. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I recently hit a really big milestone! It severely messed…
If you Don’t Love your Job…
Take a mortgage. You'll Start Loving it. Take Another mortgage, You'll Start Loving your Boss as well. Get Married and you'll Start Loving your Office Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…
Common cents
Walked into a Loves truck stop a little after Covid. They had a sign saying to use exact change due to the shortage of coins. I ask the lady at the counter,…
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Because he was stuffed! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why couldn’t the septic tank handle Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was too full of it! Okay, let’s…
My wife going deaf?
An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her. The doctor says,…
The battlefield quickly turns into an orgy.
Cupid: sorry! These are the only arrows I have. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Potting Shed Debacle The community garden quickly became… fertilizer central. The Gardener: Sorry! These are…