Well, I haven't thought about it much, but now that you mention it, you do look familiar. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Lost Keys”: Lost Keys “Am I…
Describe your love life in two words.
"My what?" Joke Poo: Title: Rate your last colonoscopy. Answer: “Check engine.” Alright, let’s dissect this comedic morsel. Analysis: Type of Joke: It’s a one-liner that plays on the concept of brevity…
Cop understood the assignment.
I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…
Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
"I can give you an anti-buy-yachtic." Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament Original Joke: Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it? “I can…
Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did…
The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick
But even still, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if she didn't keep it in a jar on the nightstand. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: The Trophy Fish…
As we drove past some black and white cows my dad said “wow, it must be really cold out there…
… because those cows are Friesian." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Friesian cow joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The Data Center Disaster As we walked…
Last year I bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
As a stocking filler. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the artificial leg joke, aiming for a similar dark humor and surprise: Joke Poo: The Cat’s Christmas Gift Last year I…
I’m starting a research project into bestiality
If you need me, I'll be in the lab. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I’m starting a research project into…
I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils…
which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Original Joke: I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils… which makes me wonder just how essential are they. Joke…