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The Ski Trip

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They…

Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Over the years we just thrifted apart, I guess. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Me and my husband used to…

A limbo champion walks into a bar

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

and is immediately disqualified. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Dog Groomer A dog groomer walks into a pottery class and immediately gets fired. Alright, let’s break down this…

A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Saying it's the first time they've ever had a problem with a live stream. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your joke: Joke Poo: The Spa Scandal A luxury spa resort…

He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The slowest withdrawer in the whole Wild West. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the gunslinger joke: Joke Poo: The Beekeeping Accountant She was a beekeeping accountant with seventeen colonies…

Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

When the food runs out, other ants come along to remove the scent. They’re known as deodorants. Joke Poo: Did you know that honeybees do a waggle dance to tell other bees…

Golfing and a Genie

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the…

Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Guy picks up a flat stick and tosses it in the water. The dog leaps up onto the water’s surface and walks on top of it to fetch and return the stick….

Golfers are so respectful

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two guys are out playing golf when they come to a hole near the edge of the course where a road runs past. Just as they are about to tee off, a…

Good reads

Posted on November 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A TV crew and journalists visited the old farmer in the countryside to do a interview for an educational program for kids. – Please tell us about your day! – Well, sonny,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The Ski Trip
  • Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
  • A limbo champion walks into a bar
  • A Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised…
  • He was a gunslinger with fourteen kids.
  • Did you know scavenger ants mark a scent trail when they find food so the colony can follow it?
  • Golfing and a Genie
  • Guy is standing at a pond’s edge with his newly adopted dog.
  • Golfers are so respectful
  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.
  • What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
  • I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
  • Chapter and Verse
  • I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
  • A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
  • A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
  • A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
  • “Bear with me”
  • What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
  • “Are you taking any medications?”
  • Training Day At The Gas Station
  • How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.
  • A young reporter went to a retirement home
  • A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.
  • My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
  • Due to a recent surge in mining activities, the logistical network has been overwhelmed in my area.
  • Which movie actor also knows how to code?
  • Bridget Jones is to be celebrated with a new 200kg statue in London’s Leicester Square…
  • The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
  • Just watching Alien vs Predator…
  • Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?
  • Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
  • Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…
  • A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”
  • How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
  • I got complimented on my parking today
  • NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
  • A physicist is walking past a building…
  • A mistress is like a grenade.
  • Sorry Alliens
  • The Skinny Lumberjack

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