The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…
What did the guy from the Village People say when he asked the guy from the Beastie Boys about his stage name?
Why MCA? Joke Poo: Title: Wherefore Art Thou, Waste? Joke: What did Romeo say to the plumber when he asked about the overflowing toilet? “Why the Crap-ulet?” Alright, let’s break down this…
A woman is applying for family benefits,
Clerk: Number of children ? Woman: 10 Clerk: 10? Really? Alright then,.. Names ? Woman: Jamie Clerk: ..and? Woman: They're all named Jamie. Clerk: Really?.. So what if you want to call…
People are surprised that I went to a subsidiary school of MIT (Mechanical School of Fastening)
You should see the looks when I wear my SCREW U shirts. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the “Mechanical School of Fastening” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo People are always…
Damn girl! Are you a pinky toe?
Cause I’m about to bang you on the table! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Damn WiFi! Damn WiFi! Are you my car keys? Because I’ve…
What’s the French navy’s motto?
A l'eau, c'est l'heure! Okay, here’s the original joke: What’s the French navy’s motto? A l’eau, c’est l’heure! (To the water, it’s time!) And here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Astronaut’s…
how do you get four drunken Minnesotans to get out of the pool?
you say: "excuse me, could you folks please get out of the pool" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: A Bee’s Breakfast Buffet How…
The Three Engineers and the Lamp
An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car when it suddenly breaks down. The electrical engineer suggests, "I think it must be a problem with…
My wives
My first wife was a banker. Then I married a circus ringleader. After that I married a preacher. And finally, now I'm married to a funeral director. Why such diverse careers you…
What’s worse than a thumb up your bum during a prostate exam?
A second hand on your shoulders. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: Why You Shouldn’t Trust a Magician’s Bathroom What’s worse than pulling a handkerchief out of…