The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s Plight Two pigeons, Pierre and Claude, had a competition to see who could poop…
A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, “Me and Janie is getting married.”
"Oh?" says the mother. "And how old is Janie?" "Five," replies the boy. "And where will you live?" asks the mother. "Well," says the boy, "Janie's room is bigger than my room,…
A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking.
A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again….
What did one racehorse say to the other after an 1/8 of a mile?
We won’t be here furlong. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Excremential Dread What did the constipated toilet say to the overflowing septic tank? “I’m feeling a real blockage…
It’s my cake day, so here’s a favorite…
I remember the first time I made love to my wife. After we finished, I asked her: "Am I the first one?" She sighed, looked at me and said: "Why does everyone…
Not to be rude but if you come to my funeral I won’t be coming to yours
My excuse is I'll be GROUNDED that day Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, with a new twist and title: Joke Poo: My Online Account Not to be rude,…
Two friends are talking.
A guy asks his friend, "Man, why don't you divorce your wife? The whole neighborhood is sleeping with her, there's a line out the door!" The friend sighs, "And then what? Get…
I don’t get the point of strip clubs
If I wanted to spend an evening with a woman, give her a bunch of money, and then NOT have sex with her, I would just stay home with my wife. Joke…
An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor for their aches and pains. The doctor asked, “Are either of you allergic to analgesics?”
Confused, the old man looked at his wife, “Are we, dear? We only tried it once.” Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call An elderly woman called tech support, complaining her new tablet…
My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition, on someone’s birthday, to wish for them to live to 120.
"But what do you tell someone on their 120th birthday, then?", I asked. "Enjoy the rest of your day!", he answered. Original Joke: My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition,…