The first one had a sign that said: “Best Tailor in America” The second one put up a sign: “Best Tailor in the World” The third one thought for a moment and…
An old lady came into the bank and asked the teller…
Could they please check her balance? So the teller came out from his booth and tipped her over. Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Excavation An eager archaeologist came across a newly unearthed burial…
What do you call the vows of a software engineer?
Commit messages Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the software engineer vows joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s promises? Pipe dreams. Alright, let’s dive into this coding…
The Fruits Decided To Make a Club
Obviously, they didn't want too many vegetables to join so they decided they would only let the "cool" vegetables join. Pumpkins? Halloween makes them super cool. Cucumbers? "Cool as a cucumber" is…
I named my toilet Jim instead of John
People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Brewing Excuses”: Brewing Excuses I named my…
The machine was very smart
A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it. The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its…
I’ve got a joke I don’t think most of you have heard before…
#247 Okay, here’s a new joke, inspired by the numbered joke and focusing on the element of unexpected content: Title: Joke Poo I’ve got a joke I don’t think most of you…
My friend asked for help transporting organs so I rented a truck to help him.
Turns out he just wanted to borrow my large ice chest. Original Joke: My friend asked for help transporting organs so I rented a truck to help him. Turns out he just…
A farmer goes out to cut, split and stack firewood.
After several hours of hard work with chainsaw and log-splitter, he has cords of wood stacked all along one wall of the farmhouse. As he is finishing up, he notices an elderly…
I don’t have a joke, just a sad story…
A lot of people don't know this, but actor Sean Connery and his wife divorced shortly after a tragically confusing incident in bed one night when (after watching a movie and enjoying…