A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" The farmer, without hesitation, "sure! For communism!" Journalist: "if you have two tractors,…
L A Beach #2
There used to be a place here where you could take any birds you caught on the beach and have them made into sausage. The business took a tern for the wurst….
No strangers… they know the rules
Never had the village seen a storm so strange—one that sang through the streets as though it carried a message no one quite understood. Gonna be a long night, the elders warned,…
ammonia cleaner!
I was at the hardware store and I asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?" He said, "Ammonia cleaner." I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here" Joke…
Why does Santa Claus get so many pop-up ads?
Because he always accepts cookies. Joke Poo: Why Does the Sewer Worker Always Get Personalized Ads for Diet Plans? Because he always accepts number twos. Alright, let’s dissect this Santa Claus joke!…
A View To A Kill/ James Bond
Back in the 80s I was working on the Bond movie A View To A Kill starring Roger Moore. It was his last movie and he starred opposite Christopher Walken as villian…
Ambassador and the King (an old joke told to me by my grandfather)
The king of a small kingdom is warned by his vizier that an ambassador from a powerful neighbor is asking for an audience. “But sire… he’s a bit grotesque,” the vizier whispers….
1939. Soviet Union.
A man is reading a lecture in an auditorium. Lecturer: Two plus two equals six! – Two plus two equals four! – shouts a man from the crowd, and vanishes for fifteen…
How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?
By walking in as a billionaire. Joke Poo: How Do You Leave a Cat Cafe as a Multi-Kitten Owner? By walking in with a single kitten and accidentally leaving the door open…
1937, Soviet Union
"Grandpa, why did Lenin wear shoes, but Comrade Stalin wears tall boots?" The grandfather pulls the boy close, and whispers: "Because in Lenin's time, the shit was only ankle-deep." Joke Poo: 2042,…