“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…
Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?
It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…
Three old men are having a conversation.
"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…
What are a snake’s pronouns?
He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…
The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.
"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…
What do you call it when a man is obsessed with his mother’s cooking?
An edible complex. Joke Poo: What do you call it when a plumber is fixated on analyzing the intricate system of pipes in your house? A drain disorder. Alright, let’s break down…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One’s a heavy mammal and the other’s a little lighter Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Hippo/Zippo joke, aiming for a similar play on words and a mildly absurd connection:…
(True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…
Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks
After all, they are now penniless! Joke Poo: The Used Napkin Crisis Original Joke: Now that the penny has been retired, wealthy Americans are in dire need of even greater tax breaks….