Because of the pastriarchy. Joke Poo: Why is the Comedian Always a Man? Why does everyone know the stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnyman,” but not the female stand-up comedian, “Jokes McFunnywoman”? Because of…
A shy Italian girl gets married
The night of the wedding, she tells her new husband that it's an old Italian family custom that her mother accompany them on their honeymoon. When they arrive to the hotel, the…
a stoner, a jedi and emergency room surgeon walk into a bar
it was blunt, force, trauma Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: It Was Sewn Shut A taxidermist, a tailor, and a coroner walk into…
I bought a Hustler magazine and boy was I disappointed
It wasn't about making money at all. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Crappy Investment I bought a roll of toilet paper, thinking it would be a safe investment, and…
What’s a debt collector’s favourite herb?
Bay leaf Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the debt collector joke, titled, appropriately, “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s favorite type of music? !Flush metal.!< Okay,…
What’s the most negative month of the year?
NO-vember Joke Poo: Title: Why Did the Compost Bin Quit? Joke: Why did the compost bin file for divorce from the garden? Because it felt like all it ever got was shiitake!…
A Man Is Invited To A Christmas Fancy Dress Party
He turns up wearing lingerie and nothing else. The host asks him "How is lingerie Christmas fancy dress?" "They're Carols" Joke Poo: A Dog Walker Goes to a Comic Con A dog…
You can’t trust people on Halloween anymore!
Gawd only knows what someone might actually put in your bag. Some idiot laced my drugs with candy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Halloween joke: Joke…
What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
Nothing. You were misguided. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say to the eager rookie before their spacewalk? Nothing. Space cadets. Alright, let’s dissect…
The other day an old guy called about an Australian stick.
A boomer rang. Joke Poo: Title: Excrement Emergency The other day, a plumber got a frantic call about a clogged toilet. Turns out, it was poo-meranged. Alright, let’s dive into this pun-tastic…