Can I just say that I take my property rights very seriously? I warned it. I flagged it. At the end of the day? I used my flamethrower and just cooked it….

I walked away as fast as I could, I knew he meant business. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Seagull Showdown,” based on the original joke: Seagull Showdown Overheard…

That's bananas. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Title: Joke Poo – Clogged Up I heard a plumber tried to merge a toilet with a…

I have a lot of assholes at home Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo: Remote Control Edition”: Joke Poo: Remote Control Edition I…

I work in a graveyard Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original graveyard joke: Joke Poo: I’m Flush With Success I have an entry-level job that handles millions of…

Urethra Franklin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Constellation Contemplation”: Joke Poo: Constellation Contemplation Who puts the “U” in C-O-N-S-T-E-L-L-A-T-I-O-N? … Ursa Major. Alright, let’s break down this joke:…

They came to the potencial site of the crash and there it was – a wrecked airplane on a desserted island, with a lone survivor, gnawing the last meat from the last…

“Well, I bring a lot to the table.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and wordplay: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst “Why do you think you’d excel…