(For women reading this, that means "explaining things to women that I didn't need to explain to them") Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Dogsplaining I just…
We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
My wife and I were at our wits' end with our son's failing math grades. We tried everything: talks, meetings with his public school teacher, rewards—nothing worked. As a final Hail Mary,…
A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “We’d like you to watch us… you know…make love… and tell us if we’re doing it right.” The doctor was…
What did the vampires mother say when he told her he wanted to marry a werewolf?
Over my living dead body! Joke Poo: What did the toilet say to the plunger when he told him he wanted to marry a drain snake? Flush You! I’m not raising some…
Being an alcoholic is gambling with your life.
You liver die. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: Being a Procrastinator Being a procrastinator is investing in tomorrow… …to find out you’re already…
I failed the fire safety quiz at work earlier…
I was asked the question, "What steps would you take in an explosion?" Apparently the answer isn't, "Fucking big ones." Joke Poo: Performance Review Prank I failed the company’s new “Empathy and…
A truck carrying a penis for transplant swerved and fell into a hole
Now all the kids call it the ding dong ditch Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Fertilizer Fiasco”: Fertilizer Fiasco A truck carrying a massive load of fertilizer,…
A dentist who lives down the street from me got busted for dealing drugs.
Im in shock because I’ve been going to the guy for 12 years. Never, ever would I have guessed that he’s a dentist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based…
Cheney, about Mamdani:
A Muslim mayor of NYC? Over my dead body! Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the original’s political, confrontational, and slightly absurd tone: Joke Poo: Bezos, about Unions Bezos, about the possibility…
At a poetry competition, there were two finalists!
At a poetry competition, there were two finalists – a university student and an old country bumpkin. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem ending with the word…