“Oh my God Theresa, will ye look at the time! Mother Superior will kill us if we’re late back again!” “Don’t worry” said Theresa, “I know a shortcut”, and she turned down…
Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?
Answer: There are more ducks in that line. Joke Poo: The Data Center Disaster Strange but true: When you see a data center network cable setup with a main trunk line splitting…
What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
Someone who lies in bed at night and wonders if there really is a dog. Joke Poo: What do you get if you cross a vegetarian with an accountant who has a…
The professor of medicine is teaching the students about dissection
He tells them: "To be a good surgeon, you need to have a strong stomach. See?" He sticks a finger in the corpse, pulls it out, and licks it. The students repeat…
Am I the first person you have ever slept with?
Well, I haven't thought about it much, but now that you mention it, you do look familiar. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Lost Keys”: Lost Keys “Am I…
Describe your love life in two words.
"My what?" Joke Poo: Title: Rate your last colonoscopy. Answer: “Check engine.” Alright, let’s dissect this comedic morsel. Analysis: Type of Joke: It’s a one-liner that plays on the concept of brevity…
Cop understood the assignment.
I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…
Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
"I can give you an anti-buy-yachtic." Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament Original Joke: Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it? “I can…
Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did…
The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick
But even still, I'd feel a lot more comfortable if she didn't keep it in a jar on the nightstand. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: The Trophy Fish…