A crew is flying a plane.The captain gets up and says to the young co-pilot: “Alright kid, I’m going to take a dump. While I’m gone, think about this — will the…
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal….
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided fox joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s…
[reception] “excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which room am I in”
"Certainly sir, you are in the lobby sir" Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis [Farmer in the barnyard] “Excuse me, I need your help. I forgot which pile is the manure pile?” “Certainly,…
I just found out my ex-wife is having a kidney transplant
Don't worry, she'll be okay. She hasn't rejected an organ in the past 25 years Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on your kidney transplant joke: Joke Poo: New Hard Drive I…
So my buddy called me the other day…
I answered and he said “What’s got a little dick and hangs down?” I replied, “Hm, not sure?” He says “a bat…… but what’s got a big dick and hangs up?” Then…
My friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus…
Not only was I shocked; I was taken aback, flabbergasted, and aghast. (OK it's not new, but it's my favorite). Joke Poo: My toddler accused me of using all of his Play-Doh……
As the ship started sinking, the captain addressed his crew:
"Is anyone here religious?" the captain asked. A crew member spoke up "I am. In fact I pray very often." "That's good," the captain replied. "You can pray while the rest of…
A patient asks his doctor, “Doctor, is there sex after death?”
The doctor replies, "That really depends on your pathologist." Joke Poo: The Data Deluge A programmer asks his AI, “AI, is there usable data after the internet collapses?” The AI replies, “That…
A woman in the washroom calls out to her husband
"I need your help with something!" He walks in on his wife sitting on the toilet. "Can you tie my shoe for me, please?" "You've gotta be kidding me…" the man replies….