“Just marijuana, doctor.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Everything.” Joke Poo: Title: Are you taking any precautions? “Just bubble wrap, officer.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Life.” Alright,…
Training Day At The Gas Station
A new gas station clerk was training on his first day and his boss took him outside to see the underground gas tanks. Out of curiosity, the new guy asks "What do…
How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but you do have to wonder how they got there in the first place. Joke Poo: How Many Bacteria Does it Take to Build a City? Trillions, but the real question…
So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.
And I was like "Is this movie about my mother?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Email So, my colleague told me about a company policy where if you…
A young reporter went to a retirement home
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had….
A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.
A woman calls the cops and says, "You have to get an officer over here right now. The man in the building across from me is walking around naked. It's indecent!" A…
My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
I said, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled… well, you know. Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma My toddler finishes his…
Due to a recent surge in mining activities, the logistical network has been overwhelmed in my area.
I guess all those trucks were taken for granite. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled: Joke Poo: The Software Update Due to a recent surge…
Which movie actor also knows how to code?
Pedro PASCAL Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the original: Joke Poo: Which profession is surprisingly good at making fertilizer? Avocado Processors. Okay, let’s break down this joke: Analysis: Setup:…
Bridget Jones is to be celebrated with a new 200kg statue in London’s Leicester Square…
But it plans to lose at least ten of those by Christmas. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Bridget Jones joke: Joke Poo: Optimus Prime’s Diet Optimus Prime is to…