"What are you reading, old man?" asks the guard. "I'm learning Hebrew," says the old man. "Why bother?" asks the guard. "You'll never get to Israel. You will die here." "I'm learning…
Ivan, gets sent to the Gulag for 20 years after his neighbor, anonymously denounces him as a traitor.
Ivan is eventually released and rehabilitated. For the next 40 years, he lives as the most perfect, model communist citizen. He never misses a Party meeting, he pays his dues, and he…
What was the cows favourite song?
Mooooood Indigo Joke Poo: What’s a pirate’s favourite type of bathroom fixture? Plundge-rs! Alright, let’s milk this joke for all it’s worth! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What was the cow’s favorite song?” This…
I tried to eat a clock once…
but it was too time-consuming. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum I tried to build a compost bin once… but it was too decomposing. Alright, let’s dissect this “clock-eating”…
A man is telling jokes in a bar
He says to the bartender: I have a nice joke about blondes, want to hear it? The blonde sittung next to him says: just so you know, I am blonde and also…
Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
Satan say to a lawyer, "Here's the deal: You get unlimited wealth and prestige, I get your soul, your wife's soul, your kids' souls, and your five closest friends' souls." The lawyer…
There’s a term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children
It’s called the receding heirline Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke. Original Joke: There’s a term for when family generations have fewer and fewer children….
An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
So they went to a clinic to get the husband's sperm tested, to make sure they can conceive. The doctor handed them a jar, and directed them to a private room where…
Three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together.
One night, the 96-year-old fills up the bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. Then he yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells…
A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand.
He enters the shop and explains his situation, the storeman directs him to their selection and picks up the first prosthetic hand. "This is one of our highest quality prosthetic hands, will…