And I’m totally going to pick up that award tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your procrastinator joke: Title: The Eco-Warrior’s Paradox I’m so committed to reducing…
What is the formal scientific term for what the adult film industry calls a “facial?”
Genetic makeup Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: What do exterminators call a group of particularly stubborn cockroaches that refuse to die? The Resistome….
A rope walked into a bar. . .
A rope walks into a bar and sits down, he turned to the bartender and said "I’ll take a pint of your best.” Bartender: “Get out of here, we don’t serve ropes.”…
A popcorn vendor asks the customer whether he would like his popcorn sweet or salty… The customer gazes lovingly at his girlfriend and replies “I want it like her”
"Sorry", says the vendor, "We don't have ugly popcorn" Okay, here’s a new joke based on your popcorn one, aiming for a similar structure and twist, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The…
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
It had tiny ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The girl was even wearing a fireman’s helmet! The wagon was being pulled by her dog and…
What do lice say when they feel they’ve overstayed their welcome?
"Well, I'll get out of your hair" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the lice joke, titled: Joke Poo: What do plumbers say when they’ve fixed a particularly stubborn clog and…
Missing his son
The Sheik of Somewhereland had a son of whom he was very fond. One day, the son had to go on an errand, and the Sheik lent him his best, fastest and…
How I want to die
When my time comes, I want to die like my grandfather did – peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming in terror like the three passengers in his car. Okay, here’s my attempt…
Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
The experimental surgery
A man sees an ad that promises to make his penis far larger than average. This piques his interest. He calls the doctor, who explains that this experimental surgery involves transplanting part…