An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her. The doctor says,…
The battlefield quickly turns into an orgy.
Cupid: sorry! These are the only arrows I have. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Potting Shed Debacle The community garden quickly became… fertilizer central. The Gardener: Sorry! These are…
When he was a lad, James Corden said he’d be a famous comedian when he grew up, and everyone laughed at him.
Nobody's laughing now. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Crypto King When he was a teen, Billy said he’d be a crypto billionaire by the time he was thirty, and everyone invested…
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting…
Just had a holiday miracle!!!
I'm so happy. I just learned the most amazing news guys. My grandmother is alive! She didn't die 9 years ago, she was just stuck in South America without her passport of…
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar….
The Bartender asks: "Will you all be having beers?" The first logicians says: "I don't know." The second logicians says: "I don't know." The third logicians says: "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Shy…
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?
Chewing gum. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the original joke while trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: What goes in rough and unpleasant, and comes out…
An old couple, both in their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises his eyebrow, but he is so amazed that such an…
Alberta Cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for $1000 or one…
By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you free a genie. My friend wasn’t and his wish for “a foot long that’ll please the ladies” was granted.
He now sells hotdogs from a street cart. Joke Poo: The Bard’s Wish By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you summon a fairy. A local…