Demon offers him three rooms to spend eternity in. First room is filled with burning people. Second room has people been skinned alive. Third room has a big line of naked people…
I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
So I've enrolled on a basic woodworking course. He did look concerned when I told him it will probably take me a couple of months to produce. Joke Poo: I Joined a…
I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
I'm all right though. Just soft tissue damage. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I just slipped on a pile of discarded diapers. Ew! I’m mostly okay though. Just…
Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
Bartender calls 911 to report an attempted murder. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Sheryl Crow/Russell Crowe joke: Joke Poo: Elon’s Landing Elon Musk and Keanu Reeves…
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
He spotted a woman ahead and asked, “Excuse me, could you help me? I’m not sure what hole I’m on.” She smiled politely and said, “You’re one hole behind me. I’m on…
In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
When you turn 16, you get a text from Andrew. Joke Poo: Space Debris Original: In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen. When…
A man dies and ends up in hell.
A demon there tells him he can choose from three different rooms to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are being poked and prodded with sharp objects. It looks painful…
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet! Joke Poo: Title: What do you get when you tickle a slug? A handful of slime! Alright, let’s analyze this spectral prank! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you…
Cemetery cold night
It was a cold night and George had to work overtime. It's dark, it's cold, and it's a short walk to his apartment building, even shorter if he takes a shortcut through…
What do you call a roasted doll?
A Barbie-Q Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Barbie-Q joke: Title: Joke Poo: A Fishy Situation What do you call a really, really smelly school of fish?…