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You really got to hand it to short people.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they usually can’t reach it themselves.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original:

Title: Joke Poo: You Gotta Smell It to Believe It

You really gotta hand it to dogs…

Because they usually can’t flush it themselves.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  • Premise: A compliment to short people. (“You really got to hand it to short people.”)
  • Punchline: The compliment is reinterpreted literally, focusing on physical limitations. (“Because they usually can’t reach it themselves.”)
  • Humor Type: Observational, slightly dark humor (pointing out an inherent disadvantage), and pun-based (the double meaning of “hand it to”).
  • Target: Self-deprecating humor likely aimed at short people, or humorous empathy from taller people.

Interesting Tidbits & Factual Connections:

  • Height Stats: According to the CDC, the average height for adult men in the US is around 5’9″, and for women it’s around 5’4″. Anyone significantly shorter than this might experience the challenges highlighted in the joke.
  • Ergonomics & Design: Many everyday objects and spaces are designed with average heights in mind. Think kitchen counters, shelves, car pedals, even ATM screens. This can make life literally a reach for shorter individuals.
  • Napoleon Complex: This is a theoretical inferiority complex popularly attributed to people of short stature, believed to result in an overcompensating drive for recognition.
  • Vertical Reach & Center of Gravity: A shorter person has a lower center of gravity, offering potential advantages in sports requiring balance and agility.

New Humor Piece – A Witty Observation:

“It’s ironic, isn’t it? We design our world for the ‘average’ person, assuming everyone can reach the top shelf. Then we create inspirational posters telling everyone to ‘reach for the stars.’ For some, just reaching the coffee is an accomplishment.”

New Humor Piece – A “Did You Know” That Enhances:

“Did you know that while shorter people might need a boost to reach the cookie jar, they’re statistically more likely to excel in gymnastics and certain martial arts? It’s all about that lower center of gravity. So, next time you see someone short, don’t offer them a hand-up; offer them a spot on your Olympic team!”

New Joke:

Why don’t short people like playing basketball?

Because they’re always getting the ‘short end’ of the rebound.

The new joke uses a similar word-play, using another common saying that’s made literal to poke fun at a perceived challenge faced by short people.

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